No matter what happens tomorrow...

Kaos · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:06:00 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 07:04:54 PM

I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.

Same could be said for Prowler. Just saying...

His idea of clever is using the term "fuckbuddy"

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:28:21 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on February 03, 2009, 07:04:54 PM

I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.

Compared to chowder most any humor is on an intelligent level.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 06:40:20 PM

It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.

The Far Side rocked. He quit waayyy too soon.

boartitz · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:14:32 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 03, 2009, 06:25:38 PM

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

http://www.entertonement.com/clippr/44371
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AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:41:23 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 06:40:20 PM

This is actually one of my favorite Far Side Pics...

Actually have it on my favorite coffee mugs...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #25 on:** February 03, 2009, 11:58:05 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 03, 2009, 06:28:41 PM

I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Jumbo · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 05:13:43 PM

I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.

I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.

CCTAU · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:47:14 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 03, 2009, 11:41:23 PM

This is actually one of my favorite Far Side Pics...

Actually have it on my favorite coffee mugs...

The one with the straw?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:49:59 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on February 04, 2009, 11:47:14 AM

The one with the straw?

Thanks for the latest fly-by effort.

Fail.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 03, 2009, 07:05:36 PM

Will you travel to Sweden for a Holiday?

See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals

Godfather · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 04, 2009, 12:05:13 PM

See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

Kaos · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on February 04, 2009, 05:25:21 AM

I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.

I'm sorry. Is this better?

And is this the point where I'm supposed to use the term "fuckbuddy" in reference to some other poster? I'm not really clear on that. At what point does it reach "fuckbuddy" status? I guess I need a clarification from Prowler.

If you can't take a joke, bitchwhore, get your stinky ass out of the kitchen.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2009, 11:59:57 AM »

I've got a warm, fuzzy feeling in my pants right now.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2009, 12:37:21 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 11:50:07 AM

I'm sorry. Is this better?

And is this the point where I'm supposed to use the term "fuckbuddy" in reference to some other poster? I'm not really clear on that. At what point does it reach "fuckbuddy" status? I guess I need a clarification from Prowler.

If you can't take a joke, bitchwhore, get your stinky ass out of the kitchen.

Oh fuck! This place has turned into teddy bears and kisses.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2009, 03:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on February 04, 2009, 05:25:21 AM

I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.

Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.

Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.

Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?

Kaos · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 05, 2009, 03:57:45 PM

Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Saniflush · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:04:10 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 05, 2009, 03:57:45 PM

Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.

Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.

Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?

Ya'll gonna take that shit off of her?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »

He's not fucking with me. He likes me.

He called me a fuckstick. I blushed.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:10:33 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 05, 2009, 03:57:45 PM

Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.

Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.

Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?

Here's an idea, why doesn't everyone including you Wench, just shut the fuck up and quit picking at each other? You act like fucking cybermother and then at the same time make fun? No ma'am...doesn't work that way. FUCKING NOBODY here has a moral compass that drives them better than another. Just different personalities that handle things better than others. The problem is, some people in here either don't get, or don't give a rats ass when their "fucking with you" shtick has gone too far. Best thing to to is just fucking knock it off when you're obviously not getting a "fucking with you", or funny haha response back. Otherwise, live with the shit you take. Period.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #39 on:** February 05, 2009, 04:14:55 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on February 05, 2009, 04:10:33 PM

Damn, Kaos, you're right. Doesn't take that much at all.