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I'm All In
« on: December 11, 2019, 10:52:50 PM »
Guys, (Because there's nobody with a uterus on this site)I'm ready to move forward with Coach Malzahn.  Not that he has ever been my choice.  You all know I've been very vocal.  I've wanted him gone since the 5 QB Twirlybird debacle, and I've never waivered.

But he's our coach, and will be for the foreseeable future.  I grew up in a time when coaches weren't scrutinized for their every word, play call and bowel movement.  I got caught up in the what have you done for me this minute, social media BS and I've spent way too much time stressing over what our head coach has or hasnt done.

Bitching on a message board accomplishes exactly 2 jack squats.  Break it down.  Analyze it.  Bitch.. praise...whatever.  But the bottom line is, Gus Malzahn is our coach for 2020.  It ain't changing.  I'm not pumping the Creed.  Just saying its time to see what we can do with what we have returning, a new OC in Chad Morris and a top 10 recruiting class coming in.

2020 is coming and I've done all the griping and bitching I'm gonna do.  If Gus kicks ass, we're all winners.  If he doesnt, all the buyout BS is behind us.  Move on.

Signing day is just around the corner.  Here's to more days like Iron Bowl 2019.  I'm all in.
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2019, 10:58:07 PM »
This fuckin' guy...

Amirite?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Kaos

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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2019, 11:16:35 PM »
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Re: I'm All In
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2019, 11:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 11, 2019, 11:16:35 PM

Not trying to convince you, brother.  Just realized the futility of bitching on a message board.  I'll still critique and give my totally uninformed opinion of what's going on, but 2020 is happening with or without me.  I'll still be fairly toasted for all the home games in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 9.   
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2019, 01:03:50 AM »
We can't have it as good as the Corndogs. I understand that.
Gus will have some moments, just not enough to get us what we want.
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Re: I'm All In
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2019, 01:26:22 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2019, 11:41:03 PM
Not trying to convince you, brother.  Just realized the futility of bitching on a message board.  I'll still critique and give my totally uninformed opinion of what's going on, but 2020 is happening with or without me.  I'll still be fairly toasted for all the home games in Section 8 Row 44 Seat 9. 
Those shingle meds are a helluva drug...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Snaggletiger

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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2019, 07:07:59 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 12, 2019, 01:26:22 AM
Those shingle meds are a helluva drug...
What are you talking about?  What day is this?  How did I get here?  I like pizza.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2019, 09:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 12, 2019, 07:07:59 AM
What are you talking about?  What day is this?  How did I get here?  I like pizza.
Is that you Joe Biden?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I'm All In
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2019, 09:29:17 AM »


Like it or not, the Gus Bus is ours and it's here to stay for the time being. Time to get on board and roll with the ups and downs. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2019, 09:38:22 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 12, 2019, 09:19:53 AM
Is that you Joe Biden?
Cut him some slack. When he looks in the mirror, he sees a slice of pizza.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2019, 10:04:55 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 12, 2019, 09:19:53 AM
Is that you Joe Biden?
Do you really want him to challenge you to a pushup contest?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2019, 10:12:36 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 12, 2019, 10:04:55 AM
Do you really want him to challenge you to a pushup contest?
Come straighten out my curly leg hair.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2019, 10:44:19 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 12, 2019, 09:19:53 AM
Is that you Joe Biden?
Is that you, John Wayne?  Is this me?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Kaos

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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2019, 11:28:47 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 12, 2019, 10:44:19 AM
Is that you, John Wayne?  Is this me?
You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. 
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