Auburn ranked preseason 18th in AP poll. 22nd in the USA today poll.

[Birmingham]

Gus Malzahn's obviously going to have a successful offense, that goes without saying.  I'm a bit surprised Auburn starts the season ranked but not shocked either.

_http://espn.com/collegefootball/rankings/Top25

[Aubie16]

 

You had to edit because you fucked up your hidden link the first time. Nice job dumbass.

[Birmingham]

You had to edit because you fucked up your hidden link the first time. Nice job dumbass.

   It appears auto-url's turned on, much to my dismay.  As soon as it reads "http" it assumes you're not a shit stirring troll and it tries to actually build a url.  Whattaya gonna do?  I doubt anybody reads this far down before pushing it anyway.  

In all seriousness, Auburn will be ranked.  

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Hillbilly Asshole recipe
 
1/2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz peppermint schnapps


Layer in shot glass and shoot.