Astros take a page from bammer's book...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2010, 05:16:58 PM »

Calvin Johnson > Vince Young

AWK · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2010, 06:08:26 PM »

Um, the Falcons will be pretty good this year. Matt Ryan, Michael Turner, and a solid defense...

Thrilla · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2010, 09:41:14 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 12, 2010, 03:58:56 PM

but I am no Falcons fan. I will let Thrilla defend his birds.

Eh, I am a fan by proxy. But I do think they will make the playoffs this year, if anyone cares to make a gentlemen's bet.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 12, 2010, 03:45:08 PM

Oh go suck a nut, assholes.......

Wench...it wouldn't be an Auburn message board without your epic baseball rants. So please vent, and vent often. However...the Astros will still suck monkey balls!!!

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 12, 2010, 03:47:34 PM

Make that two.

Damn...I would've never taken you for the type that would have sex with Albert Pujols.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2010, 11:48:14 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 12, 2010, 03:58:56 PM

Nah TW, you know I got nothing against your stros.

Meh - they aren't MY Stros. If they were MY Stros, we'd be winning some fucking baseball games. There'd be some damn leadership in that clubhouse. There's be some fucking prospects tearing it up in Triple A. There'd be some money spent on the fucking rotation and the infield instead of a buncha fucking washed up old journeymen. There'd be some muthafucking baseballs smashing out the windows in that overgrown sliding glass door over the outfield, or else my $100M fat ass left fielder who couldn't knock a fly off his own ass with both hands and a two by four would be cutting my goldamn grass and weeding my goldamn flower beds. I'd have those lazyasses quaking in their cleats. You all had better fear the owner, pussies, or be prepared to be fucking Round Rocked!!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2010, 12:29:22 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 12, 2010, 09:41:14 PM

Damn...I would've never taken you for the type that would have sex with Albert Pujols.

I think you have myself and AWK confused.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2010, 10:04:27 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 12, 2010, 11:55:11 AM

Or maybe your team is just a suckass franchise and has a stigma ala The Falcons, Indians, Cubs, Rangers, Bills, etc and they aren't gonna do poop no matter who is in the dugout....could this possibly be it?

We totally agree.

Signed,

The New Orleans Saints.

Oh wait...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2010, 12:58:46 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 12, 2010, 12:04:18 AM

I am gonna go buy me a Pujols jersey and call it phuking happy.

Please wait until he signs an extension with the Cardinals. Knowing your luck, you're buy a STL jersey, and the next week, he'd sign with the Dodgers or some shit like that.

And I hope he does better than McGwire. Ugh.... Pujols is having a career year. Career LOW. I mean, it's still a good year, but he's striking out at a rate unseen before. And not only striking out, but whiffing on stuff a foot off the plate.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:02:53 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 13, 2010, 12:58:46 PM

And I hope he does better than McGwire. Ugh.... Pujols is having a career year. Career LOW. I mean, it's still a good year, but he's striking out at a rate unseen before. And not only striking out, but whiffing on stuff a foot off the plate.

They're still shitty.

Signed,

Aramis Ramirez

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2010, 01:48:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 13, 2010, 12:29:22 AM

I think you have myself and AWK confused.

He told me he loved me.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2010, 02:10:01 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 13, 2010, 01:48:01 PM

He told me he loved me.

How many times are going to fall for that line?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2010, 03:51:01 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 13, 2010, 12:58:46 PM

Please wait until he signs an extension with the Cardinals. Knowing your luck, you're buy a STL jersey, and the next week, he'd sign with the Dodgers or some shit like that.

And I hope he does better than McGwire. Ugh.... Pujols is having a career year. Career LOW. I mean, it's still a good year, but he's striking out at a rate unseen before. And not only striking out, but whiffing on stuff a foot off the plate.

He whiffed a few times against Magic Wandy Sunday afternoon, but I would still have liked to have rubbed that hot bald head a few times for grins... the people around me were giving me eat shit looks because I was telling the kids that that guy over there was the greatest baseballplayer of the modern era...

There were a lot of fucking loud redbirdies in the crowd too - of course, by the 7th inning, they were about all that was left in the seats... so I would have fit in wearing a Pujols jersey.

He still gets SERIOUS boos when he comes up to bat - especially in the later innings after the beer has set in a bit. Let's all say it together, for old times sake...

BRAD. FUCKING. LIDGE.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:09:33 PM »

A few pictures from the game... we had great seats.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:13:28 PM »

GH2001 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:14:16 PM »

This thread is useless without nekkid pics of wench

AUJarhead · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:15:02 PM »

The last time I was at a ball game in Houston, it was still Enron field, and it's the drunkest I've been post-college. That damn bar in centerfield, not only will they run a tab for you, they don't stop serving until 1 hour after the last out.

AWK · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:15:29 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 13, 2010, 04:13:28 PM

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I'd go all the time. I bet they have cheap beer.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:16:05 PM »

And holy shit, your kids are getting big. My daughter starts kindergarten in one month. I can't fucking believe that.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:16:53 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 13, 2010, 04:15:29 PM

I bet they have cheap beer.

And you would be wrong. Uncle Drayton is only cheap with HIS money - he sure as hell will do every thing he possibly can to relieve you of yours... sorry ass bastard.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:18:56 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on July 13, 2010, 04:16:05 PM

And holy shit, your kids are getting big. My daughter starts kindergarten in one month. I can't fucking believe that.

The first day of kindergarten is not bad - you get to walk them in, see their seat, whatever. But day 2 sucks like you cannot imagine, when you have to DROP THEM OFF AND DRIVE AWAY... get your tissues ready, man...

Katie will be in first grade... and Spencer is in pre-school. It makes my uterus hurt a little to think of not having babies in my house anymore...

GH2001 · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2010, 04:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 13, 2010, 04:18:56 PM

The first day of kindergarten is not bad - you get to walk them in, see their seat, whatever. But day 2 sucks like you cannot imagine, when you have to DROP THEM OFF AND DRIVE AWAY... get your tissues ready, man...

Katie will be in first grade... and Spencer is in pre-school. It makes my uterus hurt a little to think of not having babies in my house anymore...

so you are saying you will be celebrating the big 4-0 (getting old) in A town this fall and getting drunk ?