Oh go suck a nut, assholes. I started this thread for myself and the one other Jeff Bagwell fan on here - even if he is a fucking redbird fan. Go take your Falcon love (really? you are admitting to that? Get help now...) and peddle it elsewhere.
Yes - my team sucks ass in ways I cannot even beging to describe. Words fails even me. But if I can't vent to you fuckers, then who the hell can I vent to? Everyone in this town feels just like I do, so it's just not cathartic.
So fuck Uncle Drayton for not selling out to someone with some vision and a looser grip on the pocketbook, fuck the sorry attitudes and lack of leadership in the clubhouse, fuck Coca-Cola for forcing me to drink watered down Mr. Pibb instead of Dr. Pepper, fuck Brad Mills for just being the fucking manager, and fuck Carlos Lee's fat ass for not feeling guilty when he cashes a paycheck HE DID NOT FUCKING EARN.
Oh, and fuck Albert Pujols... but this one I mean in the most biblical of senses.