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Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps

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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2010, 11:52:52 AM »
These motherphukers ain't invented poop.

When I was a sophomore we were chugging Robitussin DM and doing whippits.

Before us phukers were straining Aqua Velva through bread and drinking it.  


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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2010, 06:24:57 PM »
These motherfuckers ain't invented shit.

When I was a sophomore we were chugging Robitussin DM and doing whippits.

Before us fuckers were straining Aqua Velva through bread and drinking it.  


There ain't nothin' new under the sun, just old takes with new spins.
There used to be a green colored breath freshener called "Nips" or something like that. Came in a small plastic bottle and was usually found in the checkout lane of the supermarket. Unbeknownst to the parents, that shit was like 15% alcohol and cost a quarter. We were buying this stuff $4 to $5 at a time.

We stayed fucked up, but our breath was always fresh. 
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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2010, 06:35:03 PM »
Call me old fashioned, but nothing was better or easier than huffing a can of grandpaw's plumbing glue.  Maybe it wasn't hip, but it got the job done every time.
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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2010, 08:03:31 PM »
LSU Freek chimes in......






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Re: Jamarcus sippin that syrup, now following Keith McCants Footsteps
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2010, 08:07:25 PM »
There used to be a green colored breath freshener called "Nips" or something like that. Came in a small plastic bottle and was usually found in the checkout lane of the supermarket. Unbeknownst to the parents, that shit was like 15% alcohol and cost a quarter. We were buying this stuff $4 to $5 at a time.

We stayed fucked up, but our breath was always fresh. 
Dr. Tichenor's. Nuff sed.
I've heard about the folks up on the northern rez running shoe polish through a loaf fo French bread to filter out the alcohol. They weren't too smart.
I have several cuz's that got their shaman diplomas and they do the peyote. Spit shine my ass. This honky blood is dragging me down.
Wherez my DRANK?
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