I think the reason Prowler defends the game is because that's where his skreets come from.
What's funny is that Jumbo and I knew about a little running back from Northern Illinois before any bammer had ever heard about him. How did we know, you might ask? Well first, our "skreets" told us about the STUD RB...then we looked him up on the NCAA game, if I remember correctly and Jumbo can correct me if I'm wrong but he was 92 Overall/96 Speed/94 Acc (or something around those numbers). It was enough for me to tell a couple of bammer friends that they'd better watch out for a RB from NIU nicknamed "Burner". One bammer told me that he won't be able to run that fast against SEC Linebackers, another told me that once Ahmad Christian gets ahold of him that he ain't goin nowhere. I then said that if he has a big game, that NIU would pull the upset...they weren't laughing too much that following Monday. They then asked me about how I knew about Michael Turner, I told them that it was information that I'd gotten off of the NCAA game...Ughh, I mean, off "da skreets".
That was a true story, aside from "da skreets" part (I hadn't become an "Insider" at that point in my life).
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