I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...

[AUChizad]

This belongs in the culinary forum.

[eagleair89]

Why does a junior grade chef with six months experience and a track record for burning toast get assigned to make mac & cheese?  Would it be so that it never makes it out of the kitchen?

[Jumbo]

Jack, Tommy Cruise and some Code Red goodness.

Did you order the Cheesy Code?

[chinook]

i see you've met my friends mac and cheese.

[Snaggletiger]

We follow the cooking directions or people starve.  It's that simple.  Are we clear?

[Godfather]

We follow the cooking directions or people starve.  It's that simple.  Are we clear?

They beat up on a margarine, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker condiment. They didn't like it. So, they melted it. And why? Because he didn't taste as good as butter.

[Saniflush]

They beat up on a margarine, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker condiment. They didn't like it. So, they melted it. And why? Because he didn't taste as good as butter.

I want you to acknowledge that the resident chef has made you aware of the possible consequences involved in accusing margarine of being a weaker condiment without proper evidence.

[AUsweetheart]

Are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Boiling water and salt? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two condiments are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a recipe.

[Tiger Wench]

Are these the questions I was really called here to answer? Boiling water and salt? Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant. These two condiments are on trial for their lives. Please tell me their lawyer hasn't pinned their hopes to a recipe.

You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?

Fuck that.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who asks me to make the Mac n Cheese, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "Thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spatula and make it your goddamn self.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who sits at the table of the very mac and cheese I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a spoon and stand at the oven. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

I think Howie needs a Code Orange.  Can you please order one?

[JR4AU]

You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?
I think Howie needs a Code Orange.  Can you please order one?

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT SHE WILL!

[Godfather]

I want you to acknowledge that the resident chef has made you aware of the possible consequences involved in accusing margarine of being a weaker condiment without proper evidence.

I have been so advised

[Godfather]

You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?
I think Howie needs a Code Orange.  Can you please order one?

It was noted and entered into the log book.  I had already subtracted -4 for the guffaw.

You're better than that Sani...now shake your tail.

[AUsweetheart]

You did see, Sweets, that Howie was trying to take credit for your initial exchange?

You're a lousy fucking mac n cheeser, Howie!

[Saniflush]

It was noted and entered into the log book.  I had already subtracted -4 for the guffaw.

You're better than that Sani...now shake your tail.

I have two books at my bedside, the Auburn cook book and the King James Bible.

[AUTiger1]

I have two books at my bedside, the Auburn cook book and the King James Bible.

Do you find time to read it?

[Saniflush]

Do you find time to read it?

The only proper authorities I'm aware of to ask that question are other cooks, Sweets, and the Lord our God.

[Snaggletiger]

Hijack timeout to say...

ONLY on the X.  I've lol'd my shorts X3

Please resume your regularly scheduled hijacking.

[Godfather]

The only proper authorities I'm aware of to ask that question are other cooks, Sweets, and the Lord our God.

Jessep was going to keep using the margarine. He said he wanted the lesser calories.

[War Eagle!!!]

Hijack timeout to say...

ONLY on the X.  I've lol'd my shorts X3

Please resume your regularly scheduled hijacking.

I am glad you get it...I am still clueless...

[chinook]

i see you've met my friends mac and cheese.

need a little help buzz...