My game is stronger than Sean Payton's

wesfau2 · « **on:** June 20, 2010, 01:38:01 PM »

Was hanging out at Bud and Alley's last night and who is camped out in the corner swilling champagne with any hottie that wanted to stop by his table but Superbowl Champ Payton.

He propositioned the hat thief to "take a walk on the beach"...at 1:30 a.m...as she walked past him on her way back to our table.

She declined and returned to me. I'm sure it had much more to do with the overall creepiness of the guy's approach, but my thread title was more fun.

Jumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** June 20, 2010, 02:11:07 PM »

Youv'e got more game than Nintendo.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 21, 2010, 01:44:15 AM »

Surely not! His wife is a lovely lady who most likely satisfies all of his sexual needs.

Jumbo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 21, 2010, 02:55:10 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on June 21, 2010, 01:44:15 AM

Surely not! His wife is a lovely lady who most likely satisfies all of his sexual needs.

You haven't met the "hat thief" she's a game changer.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** June 21, 2010, 09:30:54 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 21, 2010, 02:55:10 AM

You haven't met the "hat thief" she's a game changer.

She can change the momentum. Get the crowd back into it.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #5 on:** June 21, 2010, 09:50:14 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 21, 2010, 09:30:54 AM

She can change the momentum. Get the crowd back into it.

and take hats without the remotest of push back...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** June 21, 2010, 10:17:08 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 21, 2010, 09:50:14 AM

and take hats without the remotest of push back...

If she dissed a Super Bowl champ...what chance do any of us really have? The force is strong in Wes.

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** June 21, 2010, 10:20:42 AM »

I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 21, 2010, 10:32:06 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2010, 10:20:42 AM

I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 21, 2010, 10:36:58 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on June 21, 2010, 10:20:42 AM

I heard she just likes guy's that look like this..

Obviously you're not a golfer.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #10 on:** June 21, 2010, 08:49:53 PM »

Ummmm....guhgher....armphg

Fuck it. I'm not going to piss on this parade.

Yes, Wesley....your game is, uh, strong.

Jumbo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2010, 06:02:06 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 21, 2010, 10:17:08 AM

If she dissed a Super Bowl champ...what chance do any of us really have? The force is strong in Wes.

Wes know's how to party and the hat thief loves teh karaoke...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2010, 08:36:50 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on June 21, 2010, 08:49:53 PM

Ummmm....guhgher....armphg

Fuck it. I'm not going to piss on this parade.

Yes, Wesley....your game is, uh, strong.

Read my post again.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2010, 09:22:15 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on June 22, 2010, 08:36:50 AM

Read my post again.

I'll BET you've got game for more than teh Cougars.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:09:01 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on June 22, 2010, 08:36:50 AM

Read my post again.

Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it.

And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.

Saniflush · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:17:30 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on June 22, 2010, 11:09:01 AM

Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it.

And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.

Isn't Mrs Birdman a cougar?

just sayin'.

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:28:19 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on June 22, 2010, 11:17:30 AM

Isn't Mrs Birdman a cougar?

just sayin'.

This dude is so ducking gay

wesfau2 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:32:21 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on June 22, 2010, 11:09:01 AM

Oh I read your disclaimer, Weskies. I just don't think you believe it.

And it seems Harvey's money is on you. And you know how he hates to part with money.

If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.

HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2010, 11:37:58 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on June 22, 2010, 11:32:21 AM

If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.

HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.

My beef is strong

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2010, 12:14:16 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on June 22, 2010, 11:32:21 AM

If Sean and I were standing side by side and nothing was known about us other than the game we could spit at her, I'd definitely win. Handily.

HOWEVER, I harbor no illusions that wealth, success and power don't play a role in female attraction. Thus, the disclaimer.

I have no idea about the level of Sean's game. None. Going on past experience with coaches...it could be zero or it could be panty dropper...hard to tell. He does have bedroom blue eyes....and that can go a long way.
Still.
I do have some faith in you.....if you brought your A game...and assuming it hasn't gone to total shit from neglect.