I'm new to the board and I realize I won't be here long...

CheeseDik · « **on:** May 18, 2010, 04:18:22 PM »

because it seems this board is simply about some redneck bammer named "Birmingham" going out of his way in being an attention whore. Auburn fans that are actually on this forum, well, I feel sorry for you guys that you have to deal with that loser.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:24:16 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 04:18:22 PM

because it seems this board is simply about some redneck bammer named "Birmingham" going out of his way in being an attention whore. Auburn fans that are actually on this forum, well, I feel sorry for you guys that you have to deal with that loser.

Welcome to the board. The biggest and best thing about it is you're free to say whatyou want to anyone at any time. Just leave the racism at the airport. That also means that B'ham has the liberty to be a tool without fear of being banned like so many other boards. If his take gets under your skin, like it does so many others, stay a while and use your massive e-penis to rip him a new one.

CheeseDik · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:48:15 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2010, 04:24:16 PM

stay a while and use your massive e-penis to rip him a new one.

Can I slap him in the face with it instead?

Thanks for hospitality.

Guess my only beef with the board is having to wade through bammer feces in order to find some legitimate Auburn reading material.

Oh well, I was gonna make like an abortion and head out early, but I guess I'll stick around since your reply made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:50:26 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 04:48:15 PM

Can I slap him in the face with it instead?

Thanks for hospitality.

Guess my only beef with the board is having to wade through bammer feces in order to find some legitimate Auburn reading material.

Oh well, I was gonna make like an abortion and head out early, but I guess I'll stick around since your reply made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

He posts like seventy quazillion times a day so just ignore him like the rest of us do.
Oh, and you can say "shit" on here. Damn and fuck too. Only one word is off limits and it's not Mohammhed.

JR4AU · « **Reply #4 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:00:13 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 04:48:15 PM

Guess my only beef with the board is having to wade through bammer feces in order to find some legitimate Auburn reading material.

Unfortunately, they pollute every Auburn site I've ever been on. In the case of this board, there's less here than others, but at the same time, the "no ban" attitude here, allows them to be an ass 24/7/365. I'm not a big fan of banning, so I take full advantage of it to tell birmingham what kind of fucking idiot tool he is every time he shows his fucking ignorant self here.

Don't be a stranger.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:03:25 PM »

Welcome, post often and take your dog to Jumbo for an initiation fisting. He love teh pooches.

(you people are slipping)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:05:06 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on May 18, 2010, 05:00:13 PM

Unfortunately, they pollute every Auburn site I've ever been on. In the case of this board, there's less here than others, but at the same time, the "no ban" attitude here, allows them to be an ass 24/7/365. I'm not a big fan of banning, so I take full advantage of it to tell birmingham what kind of phuking idiot tool he is every time he shows his phuking ignorant self here.

Don't be a stranger.

See what I mean? Enjoy.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:15:12 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2010, 04:24:16 PM

Just leave the racism at the airport.

Just because you have wings, you gotta hate on the airport?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:16:27 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 04:48:15 PM

Oh well, I was gonna make like an abortion and head out early,

I like your style.

CheeseDik · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:18:46 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 18, 2010, 05:03:25 PM

take your dog to Jumbo for an initiation fisting.

(you people are slipping)

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:22:24 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 05:18:46 PM

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

All new members must submit their dog to Jumbo for an initiation fisting.

No exceptions, so hand him/her over. Sharpish.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:24:37 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 05:18:46 PM

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 18, 2010, 05:22:24 PM

All new members must submit their dog to Jumbo for an initiation fisting.

No exceptions, so hand him/her over. Sharpish.

^^This^^

I wouldn't suggest you be around when it happens. Also if little fido doesn't act the same ever again, think nothing of it. Mine still hide in the corner with their tail between their legs and piss themselves when I say the word Jumbo. Don't worry, they are almost normal again.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:26:43 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on May 18, 2010, 05:24:37 PM

^^This^^

I wouldn't suggest you be around when it happens. Also if little fido doesn't act the same ever again, think nothing of it. Mine still hide in the corner with their tail between their legs and piss themselves when I say the word Jumbo. Don't worry, they are almost normal again.

Yall should just consider yourselves lucky that you have dogs. He has been known to substitute.

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:27:02 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 05:18:46 PM

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

Why the fuck would anyone help you fist your dog? That's just fuckin' sick...CheeseDik. Jumbo is the sickest fucker on this board....he's the one that does the initiation fisting. Alls you gotta do is give him your pooch, he'll take care of the rest.

I wonder why bammerham hasn't posted on this topic?

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:29:04 PM »

CheeseDik · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:31:16 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 18, 2010, 05:22:24 PM

All new members must submit their dog to Jumbo for an initiation fisting.

No exceptions, so hand him/her over. Sharpish.

Really wish I knew what the phuck you were talking about.

Alright, who gives a rat's ass if I sound like a dipshiznit. When you say I must submit my dog, spell it out for me on exactly what you mean. Also, who is Jumbo?

JR4AU · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:31:24 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 05:18:46 PM

Help me out here.

Anything that has to do with fisting piques my interest.

Dude's edjamacated too!

CheeseDik · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:34:48 PM »

Ohhhh, now I get it. There's some sick phuck on the board that goes around molesting poster's dogs? Kind of weird, but whatever. This board offers up beastiality, too? Damn, where have ya'll been all my life?

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:49:24 PM »

Dumb fucker took 2 pages to figure out what fisting his dog meant. He definitely belongs here with the rest of you mongoloids.

Jumbo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2010, 06:06:54 PM »

Quote from: CheeseDik on May 18, 2010, 05:31:16 PM

Really wish I knew what the phuck you were talking about.

Alright, who gives a rat's ass if I sound like a dipshiznit. When you say I must submit my dog, spell it out for me on exactly what you mean. Also, who is Jumbo?

He is I and I am him Jumbo with the tilted brim. A great welcome fisting is just what you need. With the name CheezeDik, Taylor will have a field day with you he love teh cheese.