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« on: May 11, 2010, 03:24:08 PM »
Started prosecuting a rape trial yesterday morning.  Piece of shit raped his 14 year old step-daughter nearly 2 years ago.  Jury just came back after only 30 minutes of deliberation with a GUILTY on all three counts in the indictment.   Not tooting my own horn, well maybe a little, but the best work was done by the police, ER personnel, and DNA experts at Dept. of Forensic Sciences.  Packaged up very nicely for me to present at trial.  I expect a Life sentence for this shit bag.  Wish I hadn't given up booze!  Perfect afternoon to celebrate!
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010, 03:25:56 PM »
Started prosecuting a rape trial yesterday morning.  Piece of shit raped his 14 year old step-daughter nearly 2 years ago.  Jury just came back after only 30 minutes of deliberation with a GUILTY on all three counts in the indictment.   Not tooting my own horn, well maybe a little, but the best work was done by the police, ER personnel, and DNA experts at Dept. of Forensic Sciences.  Packaged up very nicely for me to present at trial.  I expect a Life sentence for this shit bag.  Wish I hadn't given up booze!  Perfect afternoon to celebrate!

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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010, 03:55:42 PM »
     
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010, 04:42:05 PM »
WELL DONE, COUNSELOR!!!  Outstanding work. 
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010, 04:56:40 PM »
Congrats on the conviction. I wished everyone would understand that woman and children, especially little girls, are to be revered. All shit bags to spend time in jail pondering this fact.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010, 05:17:36 PM »
Congrats on the conviction. I wished everyone would understand and woman and children, especially little girls, are to be revered. All shit bags to spend time in jail pondering this fact while being repeatedly butt raped by a 300 pound cross dressing outlaw biker.

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2010, 05:20:49 PM »
FTFY

Not too many of these pieces of shit that I think about past doing my job, but this one needs a double dose whatever he gets when he gets to the big house.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2010, 06:55:06 PM »
So this probably wouldn't be the thread to post the comment I heard in my class today?

Male student - "Hey, my dad said he'd rent the stripper poles for my birthday party.  He said we could have the wet t-shirt contest too as long as the girls wear bras."
Female student - "Is he going to be there?"
Male student - "Girls in wet t shirts?  Yeah.  He joked about filming it."
Female student - "Cool.  You're dad's so funny."
Male student - "Yeah.  I told him you'd probably win.  (while staring at her chest) I mean, I don't think anyone coming has better looking ones than you."
Female student realizes I can hear everything they're saying and turns bright red.  Conversation ends. 

Strange little world we live in....
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Re: Good day!
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2010, 10:13:57 PM »
Started prosecuting a rape trial yesterday morning.  Piece of poop raped his 14 year old step-daughter nearly 2 years ago.  Jury just came back after only 30 minutes of deliberation with a GUILTY on all three counts in the indictment.   Not tooting my own horn, well maybe a little, but the best work was done by the police, ER personnel, and DNA experts at Dept. of Forensic Sciences.  Packaged up very nicely for me to present at trial.  I expect a Life sentence for this poop bag.  Wish I hadn't given up booze!  Perfect afternoon to celebrate!

That's really great!  Congratulations!!!  They'll love him in prison...  I mean, they're REALLY going to LOVE him in prison, especially when they find out what he did to a young girl. 

Do trials like this normally move that quickly?  I guess the defense had nothing... 
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2010, 09:40:31 AM »
That's really great!  Congratulations!!!  They'll love him in prison...  I mean, they're REALLY going to LOVE him in prison, especially when they find out what he did to a young girl. 

Do trials like this normally move that quickly?  I guess the defense had nothing... 

I hope he learns what it feels like to be on the receiving end. 

Yeah, trials don't take as long as they do on TV normally.  A rape trial like this was basically 5 witnesses.  One neighbor, the victim, the detective, the nurse that took the rape kit evidence, and the DNA person from the lab.  Took me a day and a half to strike the jury, and put on all my evidence.  DNA takes the longest...took me all morning yesterday morning to get that done. 

No, the defense had nothing, and he knew it, but he also had nothing to lose by trying it...the guy's getting life when he gets sentenced.

Dont know how I forgot to mention it...this was a little source of humor and good cheer for me in this otherwise horrible trial.  The perp wore a white bammer hat in his police interview that I had on DVD, and yesterday on lunch break (he was out on bond) I saw the perp at McDonalds wearing his brand new crimson NC hat.  Maybe one of those boys down at Kilby will yell "it's rollin' baby, it's rollin'" as they break him down like a double barrelled shotgun. 
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2010, 10:01:27 AM »
I hope he learns what it feels like to be on the receiving end. 

Yeah, trials don't take as long as they do on TV normally.  A rape trial like this was basically 5 witnesses.  One neighbor, the victim, the detective, the nurse that took the rape kit evidence, and the DNA person from the lab.  Took me a day and a half to strike the jury, and put on all my evidence.  DNA takes the longest...took me all morning yesterday morning to get that done. 

No, the defense had nothing, and he knew it, but he also had nothing to lose by trying it...the guy's getting life when he gets sentenced.

Dont know how I forgot to mention it...this was a little source of humor and good cheer for me in this otherwise horrible trial.  The perp wore a white bammer hat in his police interview that I had on DVD, and yesterday on lunch break (he was out on bond) I saw the perp at McDonalds wearing his brand new crimson NC hat.  Maybe one of those boys down at Kilby will yell "it's rollin' baby, it's rollin'" as they break him down like a double barrelled shotgun. 

The guy who works receiving at Kilby is a mofo.  I've seen a few get some good prison action before even getting the prison whites on. 
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2010, 10:05:50 AM »
I hope he learns what it feels like to be on the receiving end. 

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Maybe one of those boys down at Kilby will yell "it's rollin' baby, it's rollin'" as they break him down like a double barrelled shotgun. 

http://www.youtube.com/v/9gLN3QoN-q8&hl=en_US&fs=1
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« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2010, 12:55:05 PM »
I still say lawyers suck...

Except when they put rapists and murderers IN jail.

DNA evidence for the conviction of the rape of a 14 yr old? And he only gets life? I guess there is hope that he can be rehabilitated. If not, why keep these guys alive sucking up tax dollars.
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2010, 01:18:08 PM »
I still say lawyers suck...

Except when they put rapists and murderers IN jail.

DNA evidence for the conviction of the rape of a 14 yr old? And he only gets life? I guess there is hope that he can be rehabilitated. If not, why keep these guys alive sucking up tax dollars.

Life doesn't actually mean "for life" in most cases.  There's probably a good chance that he'll be paroled, but I highly doubt he'll ever be rehabilitated. 
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« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2010, 01:24:33 PM »
Life doesn't actually mean "for life" in most cases.  There's probably a good chance that he'll be paroled, but I highly doubt he'll ever be rehabilitated. 

The AL DOC calculates "Life" as 33 years.  The DOC changes their rules as the wind blows, but this is considered a violent felony, and they have a "serve 85%" rule on violent felonies.   In the past, on a charge like this, if he got life, he wouldn't come up for parole the first time for @ 12 years, up to maybe 15 years, then usually denied the first time, especially if the victims show up for parole hearings.  This piece of shit is 53 years old.  Rehabilitated or not, he won't be worth a shit if he lives long enough to get out.
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« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 01:33:50 PM »
The AL DOC calculates "Life" as 33 years.  The DOC changes their rules as the wind blows, but this is considered a violent felony, and they have a "serve 85%" rule on violent felonies.   In the past, on a charge like this, if he got life, he wouldn't come up for parole the first time for @ 12 years, up to maybe 15 years, then usually denied the first time, especially if the victims show up for parole hearings.  This piece of shit is 53 years old.  Rehabilitated or not, he won't be worth a shit if he lives long enough to get out.

You obviously know more than I, so I don't question your knowledge.  I was just under the impression most lifers were up for parole after 10 years or 1/3 of the criminals life expectancy. 

Hopefully the family shows up and keeps this guy behind bars until his natural death. 
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« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 01:41:30 PM »
You obviously know more than I, so I don't question your knowledge.  I was just under the impression most lifers were up for parole after 10 years or 1/3 of the criminals life expectancy. 

Hopefully the family shows up and keeps this guy behind bars until his natural death.  gets an open shot on his dumbass without high probability of being caught.
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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 01:41:54 PM »
You obviously know more than I, so I don't question your knowledge.  I was just under the impression most lifers were up for parole after 10 years or 1/3 of the criminals life expectancy. 

Hopefully the family shows up and keeps this guy behind bars until his natural death. 

1/3 is a pretty good rule of thumb for how long most prisoners will serve on their sentence.  So on 33 years, that would be 11 years.  But like I said, they have a fairly new 85% rule, and now there's a movement towards sentencing guidelines, which are designed toward keeping violent offenders in longer, but keeping the things like drug possession and DUI from cluttering up the prison system.   In general, they're moving towards longer sentences (not on paper, but how long they actually serve) for violent offenses.  
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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 01:46:14 PM »
The AL DOC calculates "Life" as 33 years.  The DOC changes their rules as the wind blows, but this is considered a violent felony, and they have a "serve 85%" rule on violent felonies.   In the past, on a charge like this, if he got life, he wouldn't come up for parole the first time for @ 12 years, up to maybe 15 years, then usually denied the first time, especially if the victims show up for parole hearings.  This piece of shit is 53 years old.  Rehabilitated or not, he won't be worth a shit if he lives long enough to get out.

So using these numbers:

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   During Fiscal Year 2008, the annual cost to house an ADOC inmate was $15,223 or $41.71 per day. According to the American Correctional Association this is one of the lowest cost-per-day rates in the country.  


http://www.doc.alabama.gov/faq.asp

It would have cost the Alabama taxpayers $228,345 to house this piece of shit for 15 years.

A hole in the ground is considerably less.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 01:52:17 PM »
I still say lawyers suck...

Except when they put rapists and murderers IN jail.

DNA evidence for the conviction of the rape of a 14 yr old? And he only gets life? I guess there is hope that he can be rehabilitated. If not, why keep these guys alive sucking up tax dollars.

I still say kiss my ass
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