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Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« on: May 01, 2010, 01:08:50 PM »
The NCAA will slam Auburn for giving these girls hand jobs for doing it for free.  They will NOT tolerate this kind of stuff.

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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 01:11:23 PM »
 :haha:
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 01:27:11 PM »
Okay...ummm, I want to be a Bluechip recruit.  Yowza!!!

Btw, "that school down the road", is SPuat...if y'all didn't know.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 01:45:05 PM »

Btw, "that school down the road", is SPuat...if y'all didn't know.

reminds me of an attention whore with bad make up and half a skirt yelling on Jerry Springer "Look at awl dee's people lookin' at me, they so jealous. They think I'm so hawt.  They keep lookin' so they must think I'm so hawt".

Note to trooper: We aren't looking at you because we think Auburn's moving in a positive direction, we're just looking at the spectacle with everyone else.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2010, 02:04:04 PM »
reminds me of an attention whore with bad make up and half a skirt yelling on Jerry Springer "Look at awl dee's people lookin' at me, they so jealous. They think I'm so hawt.  They keep lookin' so they must think I'm so hawt".

Note to trooper: We aren't looking at you because we think Auburn's moving in a positive direction, we're just looking at the spectacle with everyone else.
Looking and talking are entirely different.  SPuat will always look at Auburn to see what they're doing and Auburn will always look at SPuat to see what they're doing.  But, bammers going on National radio to talk about Auburn and other media outlets talking about Auburn is different than watching the AUsomeness going on at "The Loveliest Village on The Plains".
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2010, 02:20:43 PM »
Looking and talking are entirely different.  SPuat will always look at Auburn to see what they're doing and Auburn will always look at SPuat to see what they're doing.  But, bammers going on National radio to talk about Auburn and other media outlets talking about Auburn is different than watching the AUsomeness going on at "The Loveliest Village on The Plains".

So how much do you love Paul Finebaum going national so that you can say "bammers going on National radio to talk about Auburn"? 

Also, what "other media outlets" are bammers nationally talking about Auburn?  What are we saying?
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2010, 02:48:16 PM »
So how much do you love Paul Finebaum going national so that you can say "bammers going on National radio to talk about Auburn"? 

Also, what "other media outlets" are bammers nationally talking about Auburn?  What are we saying?
That's the only thing I like about the PF show going National, is that the rest of the Country gets to hear about Auburn for a good percentage of the show.

The "other media outlets" would be internets and papers.

Last year, all of the bammer nation were talking about "Tiger Prowl" and "Big Cat Weekend", talking about how they were stupid and they didn't garner public commitments so, in y'alls eyes both were a Failure...that was until the recruits commented on how "BCW" was the best visit that they'd ever had, Unofficial or Official and public commitments started coming out and pointing back to "BCW" as to when they knew that Auburn was the place for them.  Auburn landing a better recruiting class than SPuat shut up the bammers that were laughing about it.

This year, y'all are talking about Spencer Region's commitment to Auburn over Coach Sheban, followed by Reese Dismukes...and the #1 Basketball prospect in the State, Josh Langford.  Y'all are talking about Auburn using a bus to promote the University (eventhough it isn't a "Bus", it's a Motorhome).  Now, y'all are talking about how the NCAA put a stop to the "Tiger Prowl", eventhough "Tiger Prowl" will still happen next year.  I'm sure there will be something said, from the peanut gallery, about "Big Cat Weekend II".

Point is, Little Sister Syndrome, is eating y'all up and y'all can't help but talk about it.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2010, 03:37:09 PM »
That's the only thing I like about the PF show going National, is that the rest of the Country gets to hear about Auburn for a good percentage of the show.

The "other media outlets" would be internets and papers.

Last year, all of the bammer nation were talking about "Tiger Prowl" and "Big Cat Weekend", talking about how they were stupid and they didn't garner public commitments so, in y'alls eyes both were a Failure...that was until the recruits commented on how "BCW" was the best visit that they'd ever had, Unofficial or Official and public commitments started coming out and pointing back to "BCW" as to when they knew that Auburn was the place for them.  Auburn landing a better recruiting class than SPuat shut up the bammers that were laughing about it.

This year, y'all are talking about Spencer Region's commitment to Auburn over Coach Sheban, followed by Reese Dismukes...and the #1 Basketball prospect in the State, Josh Langford.  Y'all are talking about Auburn using a bus to promote the University (eventhough it isn't a "Bus", it's a Motorhome).  Now, y'all are talking about how the NCAA put a stop to the "Tiger Prowl", eventhough "Tiger Prowl" will still happen next year.  I'm sure there will be something said, from the peanut gallery, about "Big Cat Weekend II".

Point is, Little Sister Syndrome, is eating y'all up and y'all can't help but talk about it.

All very good points.  I can tell you spent a lot of time on this, there's a lot of words in there. 

1)  Good point about Bama thinking BCW was stupid.  I liken it to how Auburn fans made fun of Saban being in Forbes or 92,000+ showing up to a spring game.  It's funny until shit starts lining up for that team and then it's not funny anymore.

2)  Auburn never landed a better recruiting class than Alabama so I don't know what you're referring to.  McCain took Georgia in the Presidential Election, that doesn't make him the President of the United States.  Neither does Auburn placing ahead of Alabama in only 1 of 3 recruiting sources mean they topped the Tide in recruiting.

3)  We're talking about Spencer Region's commitment to Auburn over Coach Sheban???  For real????  Seriously??????  We're building a fucking statue of the guy.  I'll forget you said this.

4)  You said something about basketball.  I googled it since I wasn't sure of what it was.  It appears to be a sport other than football.  I read it on wikipedia so I'm not able to promise you this information is 100% legit.

5)  It brings your credibility into question when you refer to the reigning, Heisman Trophy having, undefeated National Champions as having "little sister syndrome" to a team that was 8-5 last year and 5-7 the year before that.  That's 13 wins in the last 2 years.  We've won more games in just the last year than you have over the last 2 years.  My 2 year old son has never experienced a regular season loss in his entire lifetime.  If what you say is true it appears that "little sister syndrome" makes you dominate the fuck out of your instate rival, and the rest of the country for that matter.   
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2010, 06:20:09 PM »
All very good points.  I can tell you spent a lot of time on this, there's a lot of words in there. 

1)  Good point about Bama thinking BCW was stupid.  I liken it to how Auburn fans made fun of Saban being in Forbes or 92,000+ showing up to a spring game.  It's funny until shit starts lining up for that team and then it's not funny anymore.

2)  Auburn never landed a better recruiting class than Alabama so I don't know what you're referring to.  McCain took Georgia in the Presidential Election, that doesn't make him the President of the United States.  Neither does Auburn placing ahead of Alabama in only 1 of 3 recruiting sources mean they topped the Tide in recruiting.

3)  We're talking about Spencer Region's commitment to Auburn over Coach Sheban???  For real????  Seriously??????  We're building a fucking statue of the guy.  I'll forget you said this.

4)  You said something about basketball.  I googled it since I wasn't sure of what it was.  It appears to be a sport other than football.  I read it on wikipedia so I'm not able to promise you this information is 100% legit.

5)  It brings your credibility into question when you refer to the reigning, Heisman Trophy having, undefeated National Champions as having "little sister syndrome" to a team that was 8-5 last year and 5-7 the year before that.  That's 13 wins in the last 2 years.  We've won more games in just the last year than you have over the last 2 years.  My 2 year old son has never experienced a regular season loss in his entire lifetime.  If what you say is true it appears that "little sister syndrome" makes you dominate the fuck out of your instate rival, and the rest of the country for that matter.   
1) Coach Sheban is still a fuckin' joke for being on the cover of Forbes, but it was only talked about for a day, maybe two, on the Local talk radio show.  I thought 92K strong for a scrimmage was impressive, eventhough there wasn't a cover charge.

2) Most bammers claim the '08 Recruiting National Championship (Rivals #1, Scout #1 & ESPN #3), bammers stated that only Rivals and Scout really matter.  Then in '09 most bammers claimed back-to-back Recruiting National Championships (Rivals #1, Scout #2 & ESPN #2), now Rivals is the only one that really matters, also Coach Chizik and Staff will never be able to keep up or come close to Coach Sheban and Co.  Then the '10 Recruiting hits like punch in the gut to the bammers (Rivals AU #4/SPuat #5, Scout SPuat #4/AU #6 & ESPN SPuat #3/AU #4...btw, ESPN doesn't rank JUCO players), so with Auburn landing a better, more well rounded class than SPuat...according to Rivals, Rivals now don't matter to the bammers...Scout and ESPN is where it's at, they know what they're talking about.  Again, this is coming after nearly all of the bammers claimed that Coach Chizik and Staff couldn't "hang" with Coach Sheban.  "Tiger Prowl" and "BCW" were jokes and SPuat had just went 12-2 and were on their way to a 14-0 MNC with a Heisman to boot, while the class was filling out.

3) Might as well build a statue of bammers, alongside Coach Sheban, crying over losing out on Spencer Region and Reese Dismukes....maybe add some of their quotes about Spencer Region and his Mother at the bottom of the statue.

4) Eventhough, Josh Langford is a basketball player, it still made the media and the National airwave that Auburn landed the #1 Men's BBall prospect in the State of Alabama.

5) You wouldn't know that SPuat won the MNC or the Heisman by listening to the bammer callers talking about Auburn on the now Nationally Syndicated PF talk show....well, you wouldn't know it unless you go to Wall Marks.  I had a guy comment on my Auburn Family shirt and ask me about why the Auburn coaches were breaking NCAA rules with the "RV thing"...I forgot to mention, he was wearing his 13 Nashinul Shampiunshep t-shirt that he bought at Wall Marks....I told him that the Auburn coaches didn't break any rules with it, the NCAA just made the ruling on it yesterday, making it illegal and that the Auburn coaches were already through with it anyway.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2010, 07:54:15 PM »
1)  Two years ago Forbes magazine called Nick Saban the 'most powerful coach in sports'.  Two years ago.  He's lost only two ball games since that magazine hit the shelves.  I'll save you the story on what he's also accomplished in those two years.  I think Forbes nailed it on the head.

2)  There were no bammers arguing in favor of Rivals without barners arguing in favor of Scout and ESPN.  It goes both ways.  Nothing can change that Auburn had neither a unanimous, nor a majority of the networks in favor of their class over Alabama's.

3)  Bama 2011 class: 5*, 4*, 4*, 4*, 4*, 3*, 3*, 3*, NE, NE
 Auburn's 2011 class: 4*, 3*, 3*, 3*, 1* (For the record I didn't even know you could be a 1*).

4)  So you've heard of the basketball sport?  Do they keep score?  That's fun for them if they do.

5)  Well as long as it was on the Paul Finebaum show I'll give you credit for making a point that should go unquestioned.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2010, 09:50:53 PM »
Sooooo, what are hostesses doing traveling with the Tiger Prowl crew? Didn't UT get in trouble for hostesses traveling on their own to these recruits schools, posing in pictures with them, etc?
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2010, 09:53:22 PM »
Point is, Little Sister Syndrome, is eating y'all up and y'all can't help but talk about it.
Says the guy who can hardly go 1 post without mentioning something about Alabama. I swear, you are some weirdass confused Bama fan that strayed from the Tidesports board or something. You act just like the fucking fans of ours I dislike.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2010, 10:06:34 PM »
My 2 year old son has never experienced a regular season loss in his entire lifetime.  If what you say is true it appears that "little sister syndrome" makes you dominate the phuk out of your instate rival, and the rest of the country for that matter.  

I love this mindset.  There were kids that were born in 2002 that had never seen Alabama beat Auburn until they were in the the first grade.

Also, I assume since he said "little sister" that he was talking about you, not your two year old son.  And if you were born in 1979 or later, then you've lost to Auburn more often than you've won...so maybe you're syndrome is due to those 30 years, not the last two.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2010, 10:25:49 PM »
I love this mindset.  There were kids that were born in 2002 that had never seen Alabama beat Auburn until they were in the the first grade.

Also, I assume since he said "little sister" that he was talking about you, not your two year old son.  And if you were born in 1979 or later, then you've lost to Auburn more often than you've won...so maybe you're syndrome is due to those 30 years, not the last two.
after all, hind sight's 50/50 ya know?
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2010, 11:36:38 PM »
Says the guy who can hardly go 1 post without mentioning something about Alabama. I swear, you are some weirdass confused Bama fan that strayed from the Tidesports board or something. You act just like the fucking fans of ours I dislike.
^^says the guy on a Auburn message board.... :rofl:^^

Also, the Hostess are with the "Tiger Prowl"...the Fundraiser.  Sheez, I figured you bammers would realize this.  The "Tiger Prowl" is the Tigers Unlimited Fundraiser now.  It has nothing to do with blitzing the High Schools.  It's completely seperate.  So, whenever you bammers talk about the NCAA shutting the "Tiger Prowl"...they aren't shutting the TUF down, they're stopping the blitzing of the High Schools down.  It really makes no different, since the Auburn coaches were going to do something different next year anyway, now no other University will be able to try and copy what this Auburn coaching staff put together....nor will no other University be able to Helicopter in, like the former Tennessee coaches did.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 12:36:56 AM »
I love this mindset.  There were kids that were born in 2002 that had never seen Alabama beat Auburn until they were in the the first grade.

Also, I assume since he said "little sister" that he was talking about you, not your two year old son.  And if you were born in 1979 or later, then you've lost to Auburn more often than you've won...so maybe you're syndrome is due to those 30 years, not the last two.

Its ok jadennis, he did say two year old son. Wow, he must totally remember all of this...right? Phuking dumbass bammers. What a totally stupid remark to make.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 07:43:01 AM »
^^says the guy on a Auburn message board.... :rofl:^^

Also, the Hostess are with the "Tiger Prowl"...the Fundraiser.  Sheez, I figured you bammers would realize this.  The "Tiger Prowl" is the Tigers Unlimited Fundraiser now.  It has nothing to do with blitzing the High Schools.  It's completely seperate.  So, whenever you bammers talk about the NCAA shutting the "Tiger Prowl"...they aren't shutting the TUF down, they're stopping the blitzing of the High Schools down.  It really makes no different, since the Auburn coaches were going to do something different next year anyway, now no other University will be able to try and copy what this Auburn coaching staff put together....nor will no other University be able to Helicopter in, like the former Tennessee coaches did.
You didn't have to go all double negative no more.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 08:08:14 AM »
^^says the guy on a Auburn message board.... :rofl:^^

Also, the Hostess are with the "Tiger Prowl"...the Fundraiser.  Sheez, I figured you bammers would realize this.  The "Tiger Prowl" is the Tigers Unlimited Fundraiser now.  It has nothing to do with blitzing the High Schools.  It's completely seperate.  So, whenever you bammers talk about the NCAA shutting the "Tiger Prowl"...they aren't shutting the TUF down, they're stopping the blitzing of the High Schools down.  It really makes no different, since the Auburn coaches were going to do something different next year anyway, now no other University will be able to try and copy what this Auburn coaching staff put together....nor will no other University be able to Helicopter in, like the former Tennessee coaches did.

Going to high schools to recruit football players to play football for them???  Auburn's coaches truly are the picture of innovation.
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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2010, 09:27:03 AM »
Going to high schools to recruit football players to play football for them???  Auburn's coaches truly are the picture of innovation.

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Re: Oh phuk!!! Auburn, prepare to get smoked by the NCAA
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2010, 11:15:15 AM »
Going to high schools to recruit football players to play football for them???  Auburn's coaches truly are the picture of innovation.
No, it's rolling through the High Schools like this......





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