Birmingham, I've changed my mind about you. You've gone so juvenile that your posts are now actually a little entertaining. They previously exemplified perfect bammer doucheness. But now, as Chopper properly identified, they are so childish, that they've lost their edge and are now kind of humorous.
By the way, your defense mechanism of acting like people's feelings are hurt and that they are angry is pitiful.
I know it excites you (for some sad, sad reason) to imagine a bunch of Auburn fans banging their keyboards in anger over your posts. But when someone wants to comment on how much of a douche you are, it doesn't mean they're angry. It doesn't mean they're thin-skinned. It doesn't mean they think you're mean and want you to go away because they can't handle it.
It simply means they think you're a pitiful, childish, douche. Nothing more.
As for you most recent posts....well, I don't even know what to say about those. Check the link below and see if they have some sort of message board or gathering place. I think maybe it's a better fit for you.
http://pbskids.org/rogers/