I've changed my ways, no more of my old self

[djsimp]

What a sad world we live in when a college guy can't get drunk and touch a titty without going to jail.

In the Army they refer that as don't ask don't tell....wait what!?

[Pell City Tiger]

Good call.  Probably a month too early. Just now getting the random wasp nest started around the house. BTDub...I fucking hate wasps. They will never last more than a day or two around my house. I keep a can or two of Spectracide 30' spray at the ready to wipe out those nasty sumbitches.  Killed one of those wood drilling bumblebees tonight while I was grilling.  They say those won't sting you.  Fuck that.  Death is the only alternative for them.

I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

[Token]

I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

I guess I'm the lazy bastard around here.  I haven't had wasp problems since I hired Cook's 3 years ago.  Those big wood drilling bumblebees, on the other hand, I kill with a tennis racquet.  Me and my 8 year old have made a sport out of it, and he's currently kicking my ass 19-7.  

[Snaggletiger]

I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

Ping pong paddles?  Let me be the first to say...you're sick in the head.  Those things will light you up.  Don't you understand? Only long range spray should be allowed when fighting the demon wasp.  No ping pong paddles.  Tennis raquets...now there's weapon.

[djsimp]

Not sure about fighting wasp, but make up sex is great when using ping pong paddles.

[Birmingham]

On woopig, you would be invited to slam your tool in a screen door and to go die in a fire. You get off easy on this board.

Woopig sounds like a place I don't want to be.  I barely hold on after reading the things said to me here.  I simply can't imagine what I would do if what you described was said to me.  I mean, that sounds at least 1/3 worse, maybe a lot more.  You never can tell with just one statement.  You don't know if you got the worst they have to offer or if that's a pretty standard statement.  Of course that would be weird if everyone's just talking about slamming their cocks in doors.  What kind of web page did you say you were talking about, boartitz?  Either way, they both sound like I should pass.

[jmar]

"On woopig, you would be invited to slam your tool in a screen door and to go die in a fire."

And those are just terms of endearment.

[Saniflush]

I'm a Raid Hornet & Wasp spray guy. That stream kills those bastards on contact. We had a colony of guinea wasps that built a big assed nest in the roof of our patio in Italy. They found a crack between the gutter and roof tiles to get in. I found this and fired a good dose into the crack. Wound up with 27 dead wasps off that one nest.

When I was a kid, we'd find a nest and squirt it with a water gun. They'd dive after us, and we'd swat them with ping pong paddles. It definitely builds up an exceptional hand/eye coordination.

Nothing says love to a child like letting them pour, then throw a cup of gasoline up onto a wasp's nest. The best was when the Warden would let me pour gas down the yellow jacket hole then light it. 

[DnATL]

I fucking hate wasps

New old guy needs a refresher

[Saniflush]

New old guy needs a refresher

+2 Nice hustle!

[Lurking Tiger]

With all due respect to you piggy douchebags, you guys aren't that much more hardcore than TigersX.

Say something stupid over there and you will see just how wrong you are.

[Godfather]

New old guy needs a refresher

[Saniflush]

Say something stupid over there and you will see just how wrong you are.

Yea, I gotta go with the LT on this one.  They are more of high school swirlie and we are are more of middle school wedgie. 

[Buzz Killington]

I guess I'm the lazy bastard around here.  I haven't had wasp problems since I hired Cook's 3 years ago.  Those big wood drilling bumblebees, on the other hand, I kill with a tennis racquet.  Me and my 8 year old have made a sport out of it, and he's currently kicking my ass 19-7.  

We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.

[Token]

We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.

Yeah, but a baseball bat makes or scoring easier.  We get 4 points for knocking the wings off without killing it.  Baseball bat takes more skill, but there's only one possible outcome.

[Token]

Yea, I gotta go with the LT on this one.  They are more of high school swirlie and we are are more of middle school wedgie. 

There's just more of them.  Only difference. 

And their football team sucks sasquatch balls so they have a lot of hostility to release via the interwebs.

[The Prowler]

Everybody who posted in this thread (except for me) fell for it.  He got what he wanted when puppets commented. 

^^Ummm....yeah....says the puppet that posted in this thread.^^

[Jumbo]

We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play.

[Pell City Tiger]

We use my kid's old baseball bat.  It's much more of a challenge...I am only up 3-2 now and we have been playing since March.

Plant 2 snowball bushes. You'll have enough bees for a 162 game season.

[Pell City Tiger]

Nothing says love to a child like letting them pour, then throw a cup of gasoline up onto a wasp's nest. The best was when the Warden would let me pour gas down the yellow jacket hole then light it. 

That was the weapon of choice for fire ant mounds. Kick the top off, soak 'em down with 87 octane, then throw a match. WHOOOF! Ants gone.

The old man always got pissed when I'd tell him I couldn't cut the grass because the gas can was empty. We didn't have a fire ant problem though.