The Official 2010 MLB Bitch and Moan Thread

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #40 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:03:14 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 03:46:34 PM

FTFY

Don't quit your day job

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #41 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:05:41 PM »

Hot damn...Zambrano gives up 4 through 5 innings so far and brings DOWN his ERA. It's gonna be a looooooong year.

Thrilla · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2010, 04:05:41 PM

Hot damn...Zambrano gives up 4 through 5 innings so far and brings DOWN his ERA. It's gonna be a looooooong year.

Now that's true talent.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 15, 2010, 04:05:41 PM

Hot damn...Zambrano gives up 4 through 5 innings so far and brings DOWN his ERA. It's gonna be a looooooong year.

Zambrano is a pussy pre-madonna.

But right now I would pay $50 gajillion zillion dollars to have him in our starting rotation...

How pathetic is THAT????

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:40:41 PM »

Well, what do they say about blind squirrels and such?

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_04_15_milmlb_chnmlb_1&mode=gameday

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2010, 04:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 15, 2010, 04:22:55 PM

Zambrano is a pussy pre-madonna.

But right now I would pay $50 gajillion zillion dollars to have him in our starting rotation...

How pathetic is THAT????

You would pay $100 gajillion dollars to have him batting clean up....

ssgaufan · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:07:23 PM »

The Braves came away with another win tonight!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #47 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:48:30 PM »

Well butter my ass and call me a biscuit... the Suckasstros made Jarhead look like Sister Cleo.

Quote from: AUJarhead on April 13, 2010, 11:30:33 AM

I'm telling you, the Astros will not leave St Louis winless.

All hail Jarhead...

Now if he will just say that about every series we play this year, maybe I might get my faith back...

Nah. They still suck donkey ass.

Thrilla · « **Reply #48 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:05:59 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 15, 2010, 10:07:23 PM

The Braves came away with another win tonight!
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Jason Heyward = THE FUTURE

Helluva bottom of the ninth win this afternoon, especially after being no-noed by Jimenez last night.

AWK · « **Reply #49 on:** April 18, 2010, 09:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 18, 2010, 09:05:59 PM

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 15, 2010, 10:07:23 PM
The Braves came away with another win tonight!
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Jason Heyward = THE FUTURE

Helluva bottom of the ninth win this afternoon, especially after being no-noed by Jimenez last night.
You have been served by Mr. Quote.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #50 on:** April 18, 2010, 10:08:54 PM »

The "worst" team in the NL Central just took a series at Wrigley. Fuck.

Jumbo · « **Reply #51 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:36:30 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on April 18, 2010, 09:05:59 PM

Quote from: ssgaufan on April 15, 2010, 10:07:23 PM
The Braves came away with another win tonight!
[/quote

Jason Heyward = THE FUTURE

Helluva bottom of the ninth win this afternoon, especially after being no-noed by Jimenez last night.
I'm thrilled by your quoting double play.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #52 on:** April 19, 2010, 01:22:37 PM »

2-11, worst winning percentage in MLB. I told you TW, just give it a month and my Orioles would be the worst team in baseball. It didn't even take that long. I don't really see it getting much better this year.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #53 on:** April 19, 2010, 01:33:41 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 19, 2010, 01:22:37 PM

2-11, worst winning percentage in MLB. I told you TW, just give it a month and my Orioles would be the worst team in baseball. It didn't even take that long. I don't really see it getting much better this year.

As long as Markakis and Jones have good years, I will be happy.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 19, 2010, 02:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 19, 2010, 01:33:41 PM

As long as Markakis and Jones have good years, I will be happy.

I have never played fantasy Baseball so I don't know how the points are scored and kept, but if they are on offensive production, then you can't be happy with them right now.

Oh and Tejada can kiss my ass btw.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #55 on:** April 19, 2010, 03:18:28 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 19, 2010, 02:09:19 PM

I have never played fantasy Baseball so I don't know how the points are scored and kept, but if they are on offensive production, then you can't be happy with them right now.

Oh and Tejada can kiss my ass btw.

Yeah...he's on my bench right now.

Thrilla · « **Reply #56 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:12:55 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on April 19, 2010, 04:36:30 AM

The Braves came away with another win tonight!
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Jason Heyward = THE FUTURE

Helluva bottom of the ninth win this afternoon, especially after being no-noed by Jimenez last night.

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I'm thrilled by your quoting double play.
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I did it for you and you alone.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #57 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:30:00 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on April 19, 2010, 01:22:37 PM

2-11, worst winning percentage in MLB. I told you TW, just give it a month and my Orioles would be the worst team in baseball. It didn't even take that long. I don't really see it getting much better this year.

The fact that you are still an Orioles fan after Ripken is gone is pathetic.

But that does not change the fact that the Suckasstros are still the worst team in baseball with no signs of improvement.

Carlos Lee's batting average is .104 (up from .083!!) with no extra-base hits, one walk, and 11 strikeouts in 12 games.

Nuff said.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #58 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:30:41 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 18, 2010, 10:08:54 PM

The "worst" team in the NL Central just took a series at Wrigley. Fuck.

Blind pig. Acorn.

No " " needed - we are the worst team in baseball. Period.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #59 on:** April 19, 2010, 04:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 19, 2010, 04:30:41 PM

Blind pig. Acorn.

No " " needed - we are the worst team in baseball. Period.

Not if Ryan Theriot and company have anything to say about it.