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ahh, The smell of fart in the morning.
« on: April 08, 2010, 03:47:44 PM »
The human race amazes me.

Oklahoma City man with 'fetish for flatulence' tells police he was sexually assaulted
FROM STAFF REPORTS    Published: April 7, 2010


An Oklahoma City man seeking a "friend" who shares his "fetish for flatulence" told police he was sexually assaulted by a man he met online, according to police report released today.


 The 27-year-old man told police Friday he exchanged phone numbers in January with another man, who sent text messages with graphic sexual questions and comments, some of which the victim saved and showed to police.

The victim agreed to meet the man March 27 and went to his Oklahoma City apartment about 11 p.m. because the man said he would "fart for me," the victim told police.

The police report said the victim has autism.

The man took the victim into his bedroom and began to sexually assault him, which the victim said he pretended to enjoy because he was scared and is "not much of a fighter," according to the report. The victim told police the man threatened to beat him up.

The man told the victim to leave about 1 a.m. because his mother was going to wake up and leave for work soon, the report states. The victim did not report the incident until Friday because he was embarrassed, he told police.



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Re: ahh, The smell of fart in the morning.
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2010, 10:39:01 AM »
The human race amazes me.

Oklahoma City man with 'fetish for flatulence' tells police he was sexually assaulted
FROM STAFF REPORTS    Published: April 7, 2010


An Oklahoma City man seeking a "friend" who shares his "fetish for flatulence" told police he was sexually assaulted by a man he met online, according to police report released today.


 The 27-year-old man told police Friday he exchanged phone numbers in January with another man, who sent text messages with graphic sexual questions and comments, some of which the victim saved and showed to police.

The victim agreed to meet the man March 27 and went to his Oklahoma City apartment about 11 p.m. because the man said he would "fart for me," the victim told police.

The police report said the victim has autism.

The man took the victim into his bedroom and began to sexually assault him, which the victim said he pretended to enjoy because he was scared and is "not much of a fighter," according to the report. The victim told police the man threatened to beat him up.

The man told the victim to leave about 1 a.m. because his mother was going to wake up and leave for work soon, the report states. The victim did not report the incident until Friday because he was embarrassed, he told police.



Read more: http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-man-with-fetish-for-flatulence-tells-police-he-was-sexually-assaulted/article/3452057?custom_click=masthead_topten#ixzz0kXWsokG7


I'm really at a loss for a comment here. Where do I start?
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Re: ahh, The smell of fart in the morning.
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 10:56:01 AM »
Someone fart on me.
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Re: ahh, The smell of fart in the morning.
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 11:56:55 AM »
I'm really at a loss for a comment here. Where do I start? 
DADT?  Just a thought... 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

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Re: ahh, The smell of fart in the morning.
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 01:36:24 PM »
Someone fart on me.

Hope this helps:

   
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'