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Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:16:58 PM »
http://blog.al.com/birmingham-news-sports/2010/04/reports_tiger_woods_had_affair.html

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Tiger Woods had a one-night stand with a 22-year-old neighbor they identify as Raychel Coudriet, a 2009 University of Alabama graduate.

RadarOnline reports that Coudriet recently confronted Woods "because she was furious that she was just another conquest."

The Enquirer article is said to report that Woods and his young neighbor had sex in Tiger's office near Orlando. The pair also allegedly made out within sight of Woods' Florida home while Tiger's wife Elin was in the residence.

According to the New York Post, Coudriet told Woods she felt "extremely violated by what you did to me." Before the alleged relationship deteriorated, Tiger reportedly sent her dirty texts.

Facebook and Twitter pages for a Raychel Ceceili Coudriet have been deleted, but cached versions of the profiles describe a woman "born and raised in Orlando, FL" who "lived in Alabama for the last 4 yrs for undergrad."


I can't really blame him.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 10:25:12 PM »
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 07:28:11 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 07, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 08:24:27 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 07, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

You don't want to know the first thing that came to my mind...
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 09:36:02 AM »
Uuuhhh....I had sex with Townha....

I mean..what?  So, this girl was "furious because she was just another conquest"???

And she thought she was what, exactly?
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 08, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
Uuuhhh....I had sex with Townha....

I mean..what?  So, this girl was "furious because she was just another conquest"???

And she thought she was what, exactly?
I know, did she honestly think that her and Tiger Woods were going to run off together and live happily ever after?

At least the other women were just celebrity whores, and knew it.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 09:54:54 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on April 07, 2010, 10:25:12 PM
Uuhhh...I had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet about three years ago after a party in Tuscaloosa.

I really hope you did your duty as a member of the Auburn family and she felt extremely violated by what YOU did to her.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 09:56:14 AM »
The answer to that question can be answered by another.


Did you go ATM on her?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 10:10:52 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on April 08, 2010, 09:54:54 AM
I really hope you did your duty as a member of the Auburn family and she felt extremely violated by what YOU did to her.
Jager Bombs, Skanks...
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 11:25:07 AM »
Old Standard....The difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 12:32:00 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 08, 2010, 11:25:07 AM
Old Standard....The difference between a toilet and an Alabama co-ed. A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 03:31:26 PM »








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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 03:41:53 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on April 08, 2010, 03:31:26 PM




I wonder if she felt violated after that keg stand?
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 04:22:44 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 08, 2010, 03:41:53 PM
I wonder if she felt violated after that keg stand?
I felt the beer was violated.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 04:49:30 PM »
She reminds me of that girl on E-News (I'm married).





Speaking of E-News (kinda), I heard the other day that Ryan Seacrest signed a 3 year, $45 million deal with American Idol last fall.  I had no idea he made that kind of money.  And then he also hosts E-News sometimes and has his own radio show.  That's crazy money for a reality show host.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2010, 06:33:19 PM »
So townhall and Tiger Woods are Eskimo Brothers?

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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2010, 07:10:20 PM »
Alright, so I didn't really have sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet. 

But wouldn't it have been crazy if I had? 

For all we know, any one of us could have had sex with a girl named Rachel Coudriet.  Can you honestly say you remember every drunken night in Auburn, AL or Tuscaloosa, AL?  Further, this girl is obviously a skank - what with her willingness to bone billionaire neighbors.  You very well could have gotten a quickie in the bathroom at The Pourhouse after 12 beers, 4 shots, and 3 glasses of wine.
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2010, 10:41:42 AM »
Quote from: jadennis on April 08, 2010, 04:49:30 PM

Speaking of E-News (kinda), I heard the other day that Ryan Seacrest signed a 3 year, $45 million deal with American Idol last fall.  I had no idea he made that kind of money.  And then he also hosts E-News sometimes and has his own radio show.  That's crazy money for a reality show host.

Seacrest is a cock sucking prick and American Idol sucks donkey balls.  That is all.
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« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2010, 10:56:05 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 09, 2010, 10:41:42 AM
Seacrest is a cock sucking prick and American Idol sucks donkey balls.  That is all.
So, you are saying that you like Ryan Seacrest?
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Re: Tiger Say "Roll Tide"
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 11:22:36 AM »
Quote from: AWK on April 09, 2010, 10:56:05 AM
So, you are saying that you like Ryan Seacrest?

You arent him?
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