I think he meant Derrick Lee.
But we both know if Carlos Lee went to the Braves, he'd hit .472 with 75 HR and 257 RBI the rest of way, since you've been pissing off the BKGs.
I don't give a fuck if he hit for the cycle every game. He and his salary would be gone.
I googled it - there were legitimate rumors (MLB.com, etc.) that Carlos Lee might be considered, but the news articles are now indeed saying Derek Lee.
Dammit. If the BKG were gonna fuck with me, then getting my hopes up and dashing them cruelly would certainly count.