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The Expendables
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:45:00 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 10:48:13 AM »
That's also the name of a very good ska/punk/reggae band from Santa Cruz.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 10:56:23 AM »
Still moving....


How many action stars can be in one movie?

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Randy Couture
Terry Crews
Eric Roberts
Steve Austin
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 11:01:11 AM »
They got the freakin' Governator and Bruce Willis...Jesus.
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 01:33:36 PM »
Wow, that's a action star buffett with extra meat. Another Cheezy NIckleback song to throw rocks at.
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM »
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 03:31:28 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.

Hell where is Johnny Weissmüller
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 03:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
You know Carl Weathers is pissed.  Where's Action Jackson? 

And what about Harrison Ford?  Couldn't they squeeze Indiana into this flick?  Or at least Shia Lebouf. Or a Transformer or two.  And why isn't Robert "Iron Man" Downey Jr. in this film?  Or Christian Batman Conner Bale? 

Other than that, it looks promising.

I bet when you jacked off as a kid (or now) you complained about your cum shot.
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
I bet when you jacked off as a kid (or now) you complained about your cum shot.

Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.
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Re: The Expendables
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 03:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 04:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

Somebody can dish it, but can't take it?
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 04:53:17 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 07, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
Somebody can dish it, but can't take it?

You have no concept of either. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 11:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 07, 2010, 03:49:21 PM
Only when it missed your face.  Bitch.

Dude - you were trying to cum on another guy's face? and you missed as well?  WTF....its like I dont know you anymore.
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 12:05:39 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 07, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
Dude - you were trying to cum on another guy's face? and you missed as well?  WTF....its like I dont know you anymore.

Momentary lapse of reason.  She shouldn't have ducked.  I told the chick to be cool.  I said "be cool, honeybunny."

But when the bitch yells out afraid of the load in the eye, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally miss the shot.
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 08:29:33 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on April 08, 2010, 12:05:39 AM
Momentary lapse of reason.  She shouldn't have ducked.  I told the chick to be cool.  I said "be cool, honeybunny."

But when the bitch yells out afraid of the load in the eye, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally miss the shot.

You tried to cum on your mothers face?

And missed?
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