Welcome Hookemhorns81

Jumbo · « **on:** March 23, 2010, 07:05:05 PM »

He's a friend of mine and I have his welcome fisting scheduled! He hates Bammers so he should fit in real well around here.

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:09:51 PM »

If he's an overly verbose wet-behind-the-ears lawyer, we're full up.

hookemhorns1981 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:30:35 PM »

Well he almost got my name right. Hell, in Bahamas that means he's overqualified to be mayor. Anyways never fear,I'm hear. Imagine that, there's another person out there that hates Bama football. It's shocking!!

hookemhorns1981 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:33:19 PM »

I just got plunked by autospell. Supposed to be Bham. Its so funny now!

The Prowler · « **Reply #4 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:06:41 PM »

Quote from: hookemhorns1981 on March 23, 2010, 07:33:19 PM

I just got plunked by autospell. Supposed to be Bham. Its so funny now!

just shut up...shut your fuckin' mouf. Now, assume the position...he's ready Hogbear. Do yo thang.

Almost forgot, welcome fish hooker.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #5 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:22:00 PM »

hookemhorns1981,
Glad you made it. Answer me this, can you do those MSPaint cartoons?

And while we are at, how's UT Pimp doin'?

Ogre · « **Reply #6 on:** March 23, 2010, 10:53:43 PM »

Welcome, bend over, yada yada yada....Any friend of ~~jumbo~~ HogBear is a friend of mine.

Now get me a beer. Daddy's thirsty.

hookemhorns1981 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2010, 11:06:37 PM »

Damn it! Hogbear promised me that THIS time it wouldn't be about male on male rape! Why do I always fall for the pretty ones? You just get used and end up handcuffed face down on a bed with rubber sheets. On an unrelated tangent I just saw an Alabama fan with a homemade 13 pin that was half as big as his shirt.what a winner!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:45:10 AM »

I knew I smelled cow maneure but I thought it was just that herd of UT assholes that work in my office. Fabulous. Can't even come here to escape anymore.

So, Saw 'Em Off, which pussy are you guys gonna line up at QB this year? Gilbert is probably still picking Rose Bowl turf out of his vajayjay.

You guys are the Big 12 equivalent of bammer.

Dammit, we gotta get some standards... next thing you know, some fucking Aggie will waltz in and try to burn the place down...

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:11:12 AM »

Quote from: hookemhorns1981 on March 23, 2010, 11:06:37 PM

Damn it! Hogbear promised me that THIS time it wouldn't be about male on male rape! Why do I always fall for the pretty ones? You just get used and end up handcuffed face down on a bed with rubber sheets. On an unrelated tangent I just saw an Alabama fan with a homemade 13 pin that was half as big as his shirt.what a winner!

The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:40:22 AM »

Welcome.
There will be some hog fans along momentarily to give you a welcome SWC style.

Wench I don't think the A&M 'ers are allowed fires any longer since they cannot seem to stack the firewood.

GH2001 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:27:52 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 01:45:10 AM

You guys are the Big 12 equivalent of bammer.

Thought that was Oklahoma - no? Always cheating, talking about more NC's than anyone else, cruddy campus, etc etc...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:18:02 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 24, 2010, 09:27:52 AM

Thought that was Oklahoma - no? Always cheating, talking about more NC's than anyone else, cruddy campus, etc etc...

No. OK fans are just stupid. Teasips are arrogant, and think they are the be-all-end-all of the Big 12 and college football. That entitlement mentality. They cannot accept the fact that the SEC is the best, most powerful football conference in the country, and it makes them physically ill to even contemplate it. So of course, I remind them of the SEC's total dominance at every possible opportunity.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:46:42 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 24, 2010, 10:18:02 AM

No. OK fans are just stupid. Teasips are arrogant, and think they are the be-all-end-all of the Big 12 and college football. That entitlement mentality. They cannot accept the fact that the SEC is the best, most powerful football conference in the country, and it makes them physically ill to even contemplate it. So of course, I remind them of the SEC's total dominance at every possible opportunity.

Thank you for reminding me that I love you.

Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than one quarter.

GH2001 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:59:26 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 24, 2010, 11:46:42 AM

Thank you for reminding me that I love you.

Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than one quarter.

Yes - even if I dont agree with her - I do heart the Wench.

hookemhorns1981 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:39:12 PM »

You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.

Jumbo · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2010, 01:40:56 PM »

Quote from: hookemhorns1981 on March 24, 2010, 01:39:12 PM

You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:16:27 PM »

Quote from: hookemhorns1981 on March 24, 2010, 01:39:12 PM

You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.

I think you and I might get along just fine...

As long as you don't mind that I think you pull for a pussy team in an inferior conference.

AWK · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2010, 02:48:34 PM »

Quote from: hookemhorns1981 on March 24, 2010, 01:39:12 PM

You know wench you're right. We hired a solid but unspectacular coach, committed to him for a long period of time,and made him earn his way to being one of the highest paid coaches in the game while bringing in two of the top defensive minded coaches in the game from a little school in eastern Alabama (hint: one of them is your head coach). Yeah, we've got way more in common with Bama than Auburn. Bring in the judges so we can make this official. That's man hating lesbian with male dominance issues 1 me 0.

I like where this is heading. Welcome, just don't ask about the fistula.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:41:47 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on March 24, 2010, 11:46:42 AM

Thank you for reminding me that I love you.

Welcome, hookemhorns. Let's hope you last more than ~~one quarter~~ the first five minutes of the game.

FTFY. And just to beat everyone to the punch... that's what she said.

Carry on.