My opinion of Walmart has changed or the re-telling of O Brother, Where Art Thou

[Tiger Six]

Dat don't make no sense.

Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

[Saniflush]

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

[Tiger Wench]

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.

[Tiger Wench]

Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.

The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get hit by that train!

[Birmingham]

We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

[Tiger Wench]

We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.

[Buzz Killington]

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?

[Tiger Six]

The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

[Buzz Killington]

Oh, Birmingham... not the livestock.

I hate cows worse than coppers!

[Buzz Killington]

Where's the happy little tire swing?

[Buzz Killington]

The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision...

What the hell does he know, he's just an ignorant old man?

[Token]

At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

[Pell City Tiger]

The color guard is colored!

[boartitz]

I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?

[Tiger Wench]

I remember an episode at an old Howard Brothers store here.
A woman was checking out and had a box of Kotex that that no price marked on them. The clerk got on the intercom and asked for a price check on the item.
The heyboy misunderstood and thought the clerk asked for a price on thumbtacks.
He replied, "The kind you push in or the kind you hammer in" ?

 

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment.

[djsimp]

Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' painful employment.

Fix

[GH2001]

At the risk of being moderated by the panhandler....

Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Thats not my culture and heritage!!

[Saniflush]

Thats not my culture and heritage!!

I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

[Buzz Killington]

I happen to know, ladies and gentlemen, that this band of miscreants, this very evening, interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

These boys ain't white! 

[CCTAU]

We'd look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy.

I knew one of these ass-hats would bring Saban into the conversation..............