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Kirstie Alley
« on: March 20, 2010, 01:47:09 AM »
She was hot on Star Trek II, and she was avg on cheers, but watching her make a career of being fat,thin, fat, thin,  She finally got a reality tv show on being fat.  TV really has turned to shit.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/19/arts/television/19big.html
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 01:50:18 AM »
She's fat.

And I'd still probably hit it in the name of nostalgia.

In fact, fuck probably.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 09:27:38 AM »
I can't say that I would hit it or fuck it. I like 'em tiny so I can bounce off of my pelvis for about two or three hours.

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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 10:36:11 AM »
She is really in pretty in the face, fat or not.  Her skin is gorgeous and I have always loved her long hair.

However, from the previews of the show that I have seen, she appears to be nuts.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 11:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 20, 2010, 10:36:11 AM
However, from the previews of the show that I have seen, she appears to be nuts.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 12:07:43 PM »
Thick I can deal with, but she's borderline fat.  Fat is unhittable no matter who she is, was, or will be. 
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2010, 09:58:38 AM »


Not bad for 58 years old, huh?
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2010, 10:27:03 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on March 21, 2010, 09:58:38 AM


Not bad for 58 years old, huh?

Awesome for 58.  I'd smash and then have her tell me stories about the 1960s Civil Rights movement.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2010, 11:49:13 PM »
« Last Edit: March 21, 2010, 11:50:13 PM by CCTAU »
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2010, 07:27:16 AM »
Quote from: BZ770 on March 20, 2010, 01:47:09 AM
She was hot on Star Trek II, and she was avg on cheers, but watching her make a career of being fat,thin, fat, thin,  She finally got a reality tv show on being fat.  TV really has turned to shit.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/19/arts/television/19big.html

Didn't she eat Shelly Long?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2010, 12:36:59 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on March 20, 2010, 01:50:18 AM
She's fat.

And I'd still probably hit it in the name of nostalgia.

In fact, fuck probably.

for reals?  i saw the promo yesterday.  she's pushing at least 250...though they say the camera adds pounds. 




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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2010, 07:22:49 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 22, 2010, 07:27:16 AM
Didn't she eat Shelly Long?

Probably Not, but I bet she swallowed a Mayday Malone. :rimshot:
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2010, 02:39:10 PM »
She is a heinous beast.

Try to imagine what she would look like on that show without a professional putting a wardrobe together for her and a stylist spending an hour or two trowling on make-up.

On second thought, don't.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2010, 03:22:25 PM »
Don't any of you EVER say anything to me about my taste in women.   :puke:



Nasty...



« Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 03:25:25 PM by Kaos »
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2010, 03:26:24 PM »
She has really pretty cankles.
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Re: Kirstie Alley
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2010, 04:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 23, 2010, 03:26:24 PM
She has really pretty cankles.

Cankles hell...those are thankles...
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