Dress Mexico in Auburn

[AUChizad]

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Dress Mexico in Auburn

by revwhitten on Mar 12, 2010 6:58 PM CST Comment 5 comments

Most of you can probably tell from my nickname here that I am a minister. I'm actually a youth minister in Oxford Alabama. Every year I take between 3 and 5 mission trips into Mexico. Something struck me last time I  was there. There was a three year old boy wearing an Alabama sweat shirt. With the mission groups being affiliated with people in the state of Alabama there is going to be Alabama shirts donated. Don't get me wrong, they aren't fans, I've only seen one Bama shirt there, and their football is round and can't be touched by hands except the goalie. But I jokingly told the kid that he was wearing the wrong shirt as us Auburn and Alabama fans do. The missionary with me said, "we give them what people give and that fits them."

So I thought to myself....we need to get Auburn represented in Mexico. So I'm asking anyone who might have some old Auburn clothes or hats (yes baseball caps are a big need in Mexico) to send them to me. I'd be very happy to accept them and I give you my word that all clothes given (except stinky wraggy clothing) will reach Mexico. It doesn't matter the sizes, but children sizes are probably the biggest need. I'll take shirts, sweat shirts (yes it does get cold in Mexico), caps, polos, sunglasses, jerseys, underarmour. I just ask that there are no clothes with cuss words or tanktops. Anything that one might be replacing, had their children grown out of, or that you want to purchase from your neighborhood thrift store. It doesn't matter if it's new or old, just wearable.

It's not a big deal. Just something fun to do and to surprise all the Bama fans and Texas and LSU fans that go on mission trips down there. If you would like to help and mail me the shirts, e-mail me at my username here (it's also at the bottom of this post) @yahoo.com and I can give you my church's address (I'd rather not give my actual address) and I'll get them where they're needed. There might not be one response to this, or there might be an overwhelming response. Either way I know I tried. Just something fun to do and to help out the less fortunate in Mexico.

I can't give anything in return for your participating in my small little "project." But that's not what it's about. It's about helping those in need who can't afford clothing....and while we're helping them out, we might as well make it AUBURN haha.

P.S. For any Bama lurkers or any other school affiliations, if you want to donate your teams colors I'd be more than happy. This serves a greater purpose than bragging rights. Just let me know

Thanks alot! Dios te bendiga! (God bless you!)

[Token]

Sorry, I'm agnostic.  I don't believe in helping Mexico. 

Or would that make me an atheist?

[Townhallsavoy]

Sorry, I'm agnostic.  I don't believe in helping Mexico. 

Or would that make me an atheist?

Racist. 

THEY TUK ARE JEYOBS!

[auburnredwing]

Damn right we did!

[AUsweetheart]

Sorry, I'm agnostic.  I don't believe in helping Mexico.  

Or would that make me an atheist?

Doesn't matter, you're going to hell anyway.

[Token]

Doesn't matter, you're going to hell anyway.

God may have the authority to send a person to hell.
Token may have the authority to send a person back to Mexico.  

Of those two statements, one of them is a non disputed 100% fact.  Entonces consiga su papeleo corrige, el alcohólico.

[Tiger Wench]

God may have the authority to send a person to hell.
Token may have the authority to send a person back to Mexico.  

Of those two statements, one of them is a non disputed 100% fact.  Entonces consiga su papeleo corrige, el alcohólico.

if you are referring to Sweets, you should use the feminine... la alcoholica.

Damn. Grammar Nazi in two languages.  Muy bien!!

And Token, you win the Jackbooted Thug of the Month AGAIN.  I'll put your handsome certificate suitable for  framing in the mail today.  Your mom must be so proud.   

[Token]

if you are referring to Sweets, you should use the feminine... la alcoholica.

Damn. Grammar Nazi in two languages.  Muy bien!!

And Token, you win the Jackbooted Thug of the Month AGAIN.  I'll put your handsome certificate suitable for  framing in the mail today.  Your mom must be so proud.   

Someone has to oppress the lowly.  It might as well be me. 

[Saniflush]

Someone has to oppress the lowly.  It might as well be me. 

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

[AUsweetheart]

Your mom must be so proud.   

As proud as a two dollar hooker can possibly be.

[Token]

As proud as a two dollar hooker can possibly be.

She works in a nursing home now.  Too many Latino girls giving it up for 2 shots of jack forced her out of the business.  She just couldn't compete with the low rates and market flooding. 

Thanks for a shitty childhood. 

[AUsweetheart]

She works in a nursing home now.  Too many Latino girls giving it up for 2 shots of jack forced her out of the business.  She just couldn't compete with the low rates and market flooding. 

Thanks for a shitty childhood. 

I really can not believe that you blame me. I will have you know that I have never given it up for two shots....I may be easy, but I am never cheap.

And really, let's be honest...isn't your mom in just a little more demand at the nursing home? Well, fuck, maybe not....I didn't take into account that everyone is missing teeth there. NM.

Go kiss a picture of the Bear....it  will make you feel better. He's not dead.

[Token]

I really can not believe that you blame me. I will have you know that I have never given it up for two shots....I may be easy, but I am never cheap.

Ah yes.  My apologies.  I keep forgetting that you are a half breed.  Just enough white in you to understand how a successful business works. 

[Buzz Killington]

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed.

[Saniflush]

Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed.

Thank you.  You are the only one I can count on anymore.

[Buzz Killington]

Thank you.  You are the only one I can count on anymore.

Buncha damn lollygaggers on here these days.

[Saniflush]

Buncha damn lollygaggers on here these days.

"You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?

[Tiger Wench]

"You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?

Lollygaggers?

But I thought Token's mom lost her gag reflex yearsago...

[Token]

Lollygaggers?

But I thought Token's mom lost her gag reflex yearsago...

If not for her gag reflex, I might not be here now.  And trust me, this world needs more people like me. 

So stop swallowing, AUS.

[wesfau2]

Thank you.  You are the only one I can count on anymore.

It was too easy.

I like to let the slow kids play occasionally.