Is this what you tell doctors while trying to explain why your product is a necessity? Do you ask them to read Kiplinger? I'm sure this is a slamdunk speech for you, I have no idea why it sounds so ineffective over the internet. Probably just the person reading it, right? After all, you for sure know what you're talking about right now.
You forgot to give your opinion on why you think you haven't found a wife yet? Surely you can sell a woman on the idea that being with you is worth while. Maybe they should read Kiplinger.
First, you are not a physician. So therefore I would not talk to you like one. I don't explain to a physician why buying into the pharma sector is good or bad. Therefore, no need to reference any finance publications. When I speak to physicians, it is on the clinical benefits of the products that I represent and the improved quality of life for the patients that use them.
So, we are talking about two different things. 1) How I address physicians. 2) How I address a dumb fuck on the internet that doesn't know what he is talking about. Maybe if you read something other than Bammer Online, such as Kiplinger's, Forbes, you name it, you could carry on an educated conversation and not come off looking like a typical dirt road bammer alumnus.
And as far as why I discuss your wife, that bitch is like the neighborhood bicycle. Everybody takes a turn riding.