Valentine Cards

[Saniflush]

if they said what we really thought....

http://www.cracked.com/article_15898_if-valentines-day-cards-were-honest.html

[AUChizad]

This one was stolen straight from a buddy whose wedding Taylor and I were in.
You know how the groom is supposed to write some sappy love letter to the bride on the day of since they can't see eachother? Someone gave him a card and made him write one.
The contents in its entirety was this phrase exactly.

[Ogre]

You know how the groom is supposed to write some sappy love letter to the bride on the day of since they can't see eachother?

Uhhh....no....I apparently missed that memo.  Thank God!  It's hard enough to write in a Valentine's Day card.