Happy Birthday to...

[Token]

Damn.  On my birthday, I got....

Embarrassed in court.
My ass worked off.
Worked for 2 hours without pay.
Moderated on a website that has virtually no fucking rules.
Called a civil rights violator.
A private message.
A thread wishing my happy birthday.

Special thanks to....

An unnamed Judge.
An unnamed Sergeant.
A Taser X26 instructor.
wesfau
Wench
Pell City Tiger
Tigers X.

Seriously though, thanks everyone.  

[Tiger Wench]

Damn.  On my birthday, I got....

Called a civil rights violator.

All that creative name calling and the only thing you latch onto is "civil rights violator"?  You must have tased yourself.

[Token]

You must have tased yourself.

I only tase minorities. 

[AUsweetheart]

I only tase minorities.  

Is that what you call it? Funny, I didn't feel a thing....but I did appreciate you waking me up when it was over.

[Pell City Tiger]

I only tase minorities. 

That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.

[Saniflush]

I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it.  This week sucks.

[AUTiger1]

I skip one b'day thread and there ends up being a midget stripper in it.  This week sucks.

Yes it does. 


Happy Birthday Token......a day late and all.

[Token]

That's fine. Just leave the monkeys out of it. Those furry little banana eating bastards did no wrong.

Nothing makes me smile like seeing a bunch of caged monkeys.  I would never bring harm upon a single one of them. 

[AUChizad]

Damn skrait! I don't know if Friday is her last night or Saturday, but seeing a stripper midget is definitely a check in the box on the "things to do before I die" list.

Check!

Taylor and I witnessed the wonder that is Sassy Cassie last night.

As many of you know, we have a little person in our circle of friends. But this chick was tiny! She's got whatever Verne Troyer has.

Quite a weird experience, so in my book that = awesome.

[Jumbo]

I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!

[AUChizad]

I talked to the Dj at Sensations last night, Jenna Haze is dancing at Sensations in April!

Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.

Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.

 

[Jumbo]

Yeah, there were flyers for that "event" all over the place.

Pretty cool that they get "national talents" in there weekly. I like the concept.

 

That's what I was thinking, that Dj is a douche by the way. I was talking to the Gm from Sammies and he can up gloating and showing off the flyer.