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My true genius
« on: March 04, 2010, 09:11:07 AM »
This confirms it.  

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
-- Jonathan Swift


Confederacy of dunces.

Look around.  Pretty much sums it up doesn't it?  
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 10:18:46 AM »
This confirms it. 

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
-- Jonathan Swift


Confederacy of dunces.

Look around.  Pretty much sums it up doesn't it?   

Don't forget this gem

"When you look around the room and you think everyone else around you is the problem, maybe its you"
-- George Carlin

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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 10:31:07 AM »
Don't forget this gem

"When you look around the room and you think everyone else around you is the problem, maybe its you"
-- George Carlin

;)

I'll take Swift over Carlin. 

Could you make a Confederate flag for the dunces?  It could just use it as a reply whenever any of them started another of their Pickett's Charges.  Save me a lot of typing. 
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 10:33:00 AM »
I'll take Swift over Carlin. 

Could you make a Confederate flag for the dunces?  It could just use it as a reply whenever any of them started another of their Pickett's Charges.  Save me a lot of typing. 

I would suggest a union one.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 10:34:17 AM »
I would suggest a union one.

"confederacy of dumbasses"  (or dunces, as Swift put it). 

Thus a confederate flag. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2010, 10:37:38 AM »
"confederacy of dumbasses"  (or dunces, as Swift put it). 

Thus a confederate flag. 

There you go.

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2010, 10:43:14 AM »
Look at your avatar...how's that?
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2010, 10:44:25 AM »
Look at your avatar...how's that?

It's a beaut, Clark. 

BTW, I never got a bill for your previous work of art.  Send one. 
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 11:05:23 AM »
It's a beaut, Clark. 

BTW, I never got a bill for your previous work of art.  Send one. 
Bill

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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2010, 01:18:44 PM »
You know, K, I'd like to buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

Fuck Gates, Buffet and any Saudi oil douchebag. I'd be top of the heap then.
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 01:24:07 PM »
You know, K, I'd like to buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

Fuck Gates, Buffet and any Saudi oil douchebag. I'd be top of the heap then.
but in this current market, you might be stuck with him for awhile.  Risk vs. Reward and all that
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 01:26:32 PM »
but in this current market, you might be stuck with him for awhile.  Risk vs. Reward and all that

If I own him, I can do what I want with him. Like sticking him in a shoebox under my bed.
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2010, 01:30:52 PM »
If I own him, I can do what I want with him. Like sticking him in a shoebox under my bed.
Don't lie, we all know you would be abusing him like a redheaded gerbil.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »
If I own him, I can do what I want with him. Like sticking him in a shoebox under my bed.

Or...

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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2010, 01:39:38 PM »
I think you boys might be doing what the brain doctors call "projecting".
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2010, 01:45:24 PM »
I think you boys might be doing what the brain doctors call "projecting".

It's da brain pain coach.
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2010, 02:24:25 PM »
Nonsense I invented electricity, Benjamin Franklin is da debil
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2010, 03:21:55 PM »
You know, K, I'd like to buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

Fuck Gates, Buffet and any Saudi oil douchebag. I'd be top of the heap then.

If you were to buy me (which you could hardly afford at either my actual or percieved value but let's imagine anyway) I would merely win all your battles, service your wife regularly and earn so much coin I could purchase my freedom.  Otherwise I would slaughter you and your entourage, take your wife for a slave and lead the revolt. 

That's just how it goes.
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« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2010, 09:35:01 AM »
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2010, 09:39:28 AM »
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

His book, "Why I am Not a Christian", was a good read.
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