What is /b/ ?
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is your penis that betrays you when he turns into a raging hard on, right as you are called to stand up in front of the class.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the guy that puts an "I love dead babies" banner on the side of his car and drives past the protesters outside of clinics.
/b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire, and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to Fiji.
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