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Obama Joke
« on: February 18, 2010, 11:25:12 AM »
The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.  Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' 

This question is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 11:29:43 AM »
The Dept of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.  To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.  Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?' 

This question is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
Joke was funnier when it was originally a Bush joke.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 11:34:22 AM »
Joke was funnier when it was originally a Bush joke.

Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.

Without that last line - it would have been funnier about Bush.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 11:37:22 AM »
Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.

Without that last line - it would have been funnier about Bush.
The last line was added.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 11:46:01 AM »
Seeing as how Obama is the 1st President in history to run a TRILLION dollar deficit, I think it fits perfectly just how TW posted it.
This is why I posted it.  Considering the current run-amuck rate of spending, this is appropriate.  He makes Bush look like a piker when it comes to out of control spending.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 02:08:05 PM »
This is why I posted it.  Considering the current run-amuck rate of spending, this is appropriate.  He makes Bush look like a piker when it comes to out of control spending.


Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 06:42:02 PM »
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)

You can plumb all your life and never be a plumber, but you suck one dick...
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 06:51:57 PM »
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 07:06:08 PM »
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)
Oh my.  I had forgotten the "It's Bush's fault." talking point.  I stand humbly chastened...

PS - I know who Keynes is.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 11:12:41 PM »
Tiger Wench, do I need to remind you that all of this spending is to "fix" the mess that Bush left?  That's the talking point that I hear from my Democrat colleagues on a daily basis at lunch.  How it takes "Trillions" to "fix" the "Billions" of deficit spending is only something a Keynesian* Economics Professor would understand.

(*That's John Maynard Keynes by the way, not Kenyan.)

As Obama is a native Kenyan, either way fits. 
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 02:14:33 PM »
Oh my.  I had forgotten the "It's Bush's fault." talking point.  I stand humbly chastened...

PS - I know who Keynes is.

I knew you did Tiger Wench; I just added that to annoy our Vanderbilt friend:

You can plumb all your life and never be a plumber, but you suck one tool...


As Obama is a native Kenyan, either way fits. 

Obviously you're just another one of those "Birthers"!
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 03:15:08 PM »
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 03:40:03 PM »
I knew you did Tiger Wench; I just added that to annoy our Vanderbilt friend:

I thought he went to Devry
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 03:50:38 PM »
I thought he went to Devry

University of Phoenix, actually.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 03:56:15 PM »
University of Phoenix, actually.

Suc it Trebek.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2010, 04:13:49 PM »
Suc it Trebek.

I'll take ape tit for 400.
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Re: Obama Joke
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2010, 04:33:48 PM »
Time for the final Jeopardy question!

Where are you right now?

It seems that you have answered "In doors."



















Alright...let's see what you've wagered...



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