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Lady Gaga... holy crap

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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2010, 11:47:36 AM »
Cause I have a bumper sticker that says I like it when balls hit my chin?
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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2010, 11:48:45 AM »
Cause I have a bumper sticker that says I like it when balls hit my chin?

That's the first clue.
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« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2010, 12:00:21 PM »
That's the first clue.

And the second, Perry Mason?
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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2010, 12:50:07 PM »
I love teh dance and balls.
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« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2010, 12:52:54 PM »
And the second, Perry Mason?

Where this thread has gone.
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« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2010, 02:07:28 PM »
Where this thread has gone.

Look at the big brain on Brett.
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« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2010, 02:11:38 PM »
Look at the big brain on Brett.
What country are you from?
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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2010, 02:13:31 PM »
What country are you from?

"What" ain't no motherfuckin country I ever heard of.  They speak English in "What"?
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« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2010, 03:27:57 PM »
"What" ain't no motherfuckin country I ever heard of.  They speak English in "What"?

"What?"
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« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2010, 04:26:25 PM »
"What?"

Say what again? I dare you!



Can I get this as an emoticon?
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« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2010, 04:40:37 PM »
Look at the big brain on Brett.

I always thought it was Brad.  Thanks for the enlightenment. 
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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2010, 05:33:40 PM »


I disagree with the American Idol comment.  That show is as much looks as talent.  Lady Gaga wouldn't make it to Hollywood.  That bitch is ferocious.  
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.
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« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2010, 06:36:51 PM »
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

And that's another reason she isn't a good example of the American idol era.  She isn't cover model gorgeous and she's still selling a shitload of records.   

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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2010, 07:02:21 PM »


This was the cleanest photo I found of her.  She has a large Beaker. She reminds me of Madonna circa Vogue and Express Yourself days.
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« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2010, 11:50:14 PM »


This was the cleanest photo I found of her.  She has a large Beaker. She reminds me of Madonna circa Vogue and Express Yourself days.

Kinda reminds me of a blond Cher.
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« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2010, 07:19:14 AM »
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable. 

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

Hard for me to say until I saw the goods but I am gonna say right now I'ld fuck her.
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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2010, 09:14:15 AM »
Oh please.  There are chicks in that Mugshots thread that are a THOUSAND times more hideous and yet you guys think they are doable.  

Plus, GagGag is a no shit classically trained pianist.  At least she has a talent/skill.  How she chooses to employ it is up to her - but she IS making shit loads of $$$$ doing her thing, probably more than she would make working like most classically trained pianists in some steakhouse or dinner theater for tips.

I got a classically trained penis too. And I'm not making near the money she makes.

While I would not hump her with a ten foot pole and Sani pushing, she does it for some folks. Ugly's gotta have love too.
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« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2010, 10:11:23 AM »
I got a classically trained penis too. And I'm not making near the money she makes.

While I would not hump her with a ten foot pole and Sani pushing, she does it for some folks. Ugly's gotta have love too.
ugly and fat women are much more appreciative.

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« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2010, 10:13:10 AM »
ugly and fat women are much more appreciative.

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You know why fat girls give the best head?


Because they have to.
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Re: Lady Gaga... holy crap
« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2010, 11:23:34 AM »
You know why fat girls give the best head?


Because they have to.
I though it was because it reminded them of eating a hot dog.
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