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Updated: The Bama Reich

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Updated: The Bama Reich
« on: February 08, 2010, 09:21:28 AM »
I know you guys have seen this before, but this is the most updated version. Its still funny.

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2010, 09:31:13 AM »
"everyone who didn't attend Alabama leave the room."

Not gonna lie.  I think I had some leakage when that came across.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2010, 09:41:12 AM »
These really never get old.

This one gets  :thumsup: :thumsup:
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2010, 09:44:06 AM »
"Pressure? Do they not realize what a honor it is to play for me? I am NICK SABAN! I have my own statue!"

This was freakin hilarious.
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2010, 06:05:55 PM »
"everyone who didn't attend Alabama leave the room."

Not gonna lie.  I think I had some leakage when that came across.

I almost died.  Lack of oxygen from laughing. 

What movie is that from?
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2010, 06:12:00 PM »
I almost died.  Lack of oxygen from laughing. 

What movie is that from?
Der Untergang (Downfall).  Pretty good film, rent it or something, you won't be let down.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2010, 06:48:53 PM »
"I don't understand why recruits don't see us as a big family and me as a father figure."


 :rofl: :rofl: :puke: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2010, 10:46:50 PM »
So what happened?
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2010, 09:33:53 AM »
So what happened?

The Führer committed suicide.
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2010, 10:41:28 AM »
That is great simp.  :pwnd:
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2010, 11:26:58 AM »
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2010, 11:31:54 AM »
The Führer committed suicide.
I thought he was burned up in Shoshana Dreyfus' movie theater?!?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2010, 11:39:44 AM »
I thought he was burned up in Shoshana Dreyfus' movie theater?!?

All I have to say about this is:

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2010, 12:30:53 PM »
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The Führer committed suicide.

:bs:

Okay...how about...his high ranking officers offed him themselves because he was loony? 
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2010, 03:23:28 PM »
Okay...how about...his high ranking officers offed him themselves because he was loony? 

Now that I will agree with.
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2010, 03:29:01 PM »
Now that I will agree with.

So...you thinking Sal Sunseri?  Kirby Smart?
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2010, 05:54:03 PM »
All I have to say about this is:


So, you're saying that the Auburn coaching staff is like the Inglourious Bastards?  I like it.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2010, 09:22:34 PM »
So...you thinking Sal Sunseri?  Kirby Smart?

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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2010, 11:00:03 PM »
So, you're saying that the Auburn coaching staff is like the Inglourious Bastards?  I like it.

Scalp 'em if you got 'em.
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Re: Updated: The Bama Reich
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2010, 06:13:12 AM »
Scalp 'em if you got 'em.

I thought it was smoke'm if you got'em.
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban