Recruiting 2010The All-Name TeamsBy Pete FiutakWe’re not going to know for at least three years if most of the new recruits will actually do anything on the field, but at the very least we can hope that some of the names below will be part of our college football lives ...they’re just too good. Here are the coolest new names in college football.The 2010 I.M. Hipp Ceremonial Award Goes To ... Chi Chi Ariguzo, LB Northwestern 2010 Recruiting All-Name First TeamQB – Munchie Legaux, Cincinnati RB – Mister Jones, Texas A&M RB – Nehemie Kankolongo, Wyoming WR – Tyrek Cheeseboro, Maryland WR – El Rico Jones, Akron TE – Jamize Olawale, North Texas OL – Louiszell Alexander, Syracuse OL – Betim Bujari, Rutgers OL – Kaiwi Crabb, Colorado OL – Shabban Dika, Iowa State OL – Jose Jose, UCF PK – Eduardo Camara, Arkansas DL – Owanagbe Odighuzuwa, UCLA DL – Chidera Uzo-Diribe, Colorado DL – Augafa Vaaulu, New Mexico State DL – Mwanza Wamulumba, Miami University LB – Chi Chi Ariguzo, Northwestern LB – Toquavius Gilchrist, South Carolina LB – Cqualin Hubert, Texas Tech DB – Bashaud Breeland, Clemson DB – Gareef Glashen, Rutgers DB – Marqueston Huff, Wyoming DB – Dwellie Striggles, Buffalo P – Pablo Beltran, Navy 2010 Recruiting All-Name Second-TeamQB – Detchauz Wray, New Mexico RB – Orleans Darkwa, Tulane RB – Centarius Donald, ULM WR – Jamarious Crusoe, UAB WR – Jazz King, Marshall TE – Nermin Delic, Kentucky OL – Quinterrius Eatmon, South Florida OL – Fabbians Ebbele, Arizona OL – Kason Hostrup, Kansas State OL – Khamrone Kolb, Penn State OL – Jon Ragoo, Minnesota PK – Alejandro Maldonado, Oregon DL – Keba Agostinho, Kansas DL – Jaqwaylin Arps, Kansas DL – Chuka Ndulue, Oklahoma DL – Farrington Huguenin, Kentucky LB – Zik Asiegbu, Tulsa LB – Aramide Olaniyan, UCLA LB – Nduka Onyeali, Arizona State DB – Arryn Chenault, Cincinnati DB – Sharrod Golightly, South Carolina DB – Octavious Leftwich, Ohio DB – Dequan Menzie, Alabama P – Kirby Van Der Kamp, Iowa State2010 Recruiting All-Name Honorable MentionLB Gideon Ajagbe, Florida LB Shaydon Akuna, Oregon StateQB Cameron Allerheiligen, Arizona DE Jatashun Beachum, Arkansas WR Necho Beard, NevadaWR Deion Belue, Alabama LB Ferlando Bohanna, Mississippi State WR Furious Bradley, Southern MissQB Tyler Brosius, North Carolina (because he has to be called SupercalifragiliciousexpiTyler Brosius) CB Carrington Byndom, Texas ATH Lavocheya Cooper, Oklahoma StateLB Raiques Crump, TennesseeWR Darqueze Dennard, Michigan State ATH Synjyn Days, Georgia Tech LB Steele Divitto, Boston College TE Tiree Eure, Minnesota DE Isamae Faciane, FIUOL Tunde Fariyike, AuburnQB Arsinio Favor, Southern MissQB Dylan Favre, Mississippi StateWR Qudral Forte, West Virginia LB Princeton Fuimaono, WashingtonLB Manasseh Garner, Wisconsin LB Leighton Gasque, Middle TennesseeOT Kenarious Gates, GeorgiaTE Crockett Gilmore, Colorado StateDE Jamius Gunsby, South FloridaS Devin Hedgepeth, Oklahoma StateWR Maudrecus Humphrey, ArkansasS Deion Imade, Oklahoma State CB Saheed Imoru, Pitt OG Shep Klinke, Texas A&M WR Quantavious Leslie, West Virginia CB Rob’Donovan Lewis, Memphis WR Quadarias Mireles, Ole Miss DT John Nard, ULMLB Quayshawn Nealy, Georgia Tech DT Kjelby Oiland, UNLVDE Holmes Onwukaife, Florida State DE Kalafitoni Pole, Washington StateWR Shyquawn Pullium, Penn State DT Kelcy Quarles, South Carolina RB Joshua Quezada, BYULB Cleohus Robinson, StanfordCB Cadarious Sanders, South Carolina RB E.J. Schexnayder, Fresno StateLB Yawin Smallwood, Connecticut WR Irshad Stolden, UNLV RB Sir Gregory Thornton, Arkansas StateWR Wes Tonkery, West VirginiaWR Charcandrick West, Louisiana Tech
I can't believe Jonsux Meballs didn't make the list.
As the great Chizad has said..."That shit gets less funny the more you post it."
What ever happened to names like Jerry, Chris, Emmitt, Warren, etc.?
They tried to dance with the stars?