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My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:13:51 AM »

« Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 11:43:51 AM by AUChizad »
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 11:16:58 AM »
Prudent use of your time, Chad.

Looks tasty.  Full rundown of the munchies?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 11:24:06 AM »
Calorie count:

Twinkies
 9000
 
Guac
 1332
 
Queso
 850
 
Sour Cream
 1380
 
Vienna Sausages
 1300
 
Cheetos
 1440
 
Chex mix
 960
 
Doritos
 1800
 
Fritos
 1440
 
Scoops
 1700
 
Bugles
 1440
 
Jerky
 880
 
Marshmallow
 150
 
Slim Jim
 340
 
Bacon
 720
 
Cheese
 960
 
Total:
 25692
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 11:28:05 AM »
Glorious. 

Hope you have your cardiologist on speed dial.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 11:28:58 AM »
I think it may not have to be said, but you will die if you eat all of that...

but you totally have to try.
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
I'm sure I already know the answer, but at one sitting or can he spread it out over the course of the day?
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 11:35:29 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on February 05, 2010, 11:13:51 AM



Nice pics Chad.....please dont try to eat that unless you want the runs all weekend....
« Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 11:44:38 AM by AUChizad »
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 11:37:14 AM »
It was perfect until I saw that unhealthy shit you used for shrubbery. 

BTW that thumbs up picture of you will show up in a multitude of pictures down the road.

just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 11:37:50 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 05, 2010, 11:35:29 AM
Nice pics Chad.....please dont try to eat that unless you want the runs all weekend....

Hey...it's more fun than lube.
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« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 11:40:51 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on February 05, 2010, 11:34:02 AM
I'm sure I already know the answer, but at one sitting or can he spread it out over the course of the day?
Just eating all of it period would be a feat. 
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 11:44:01 AM »
The NFL now plays 7-man football?
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 11:45:54 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2010, 11:37:14 AM
It was perfect until I saw that unhealthy shit you used for shrubbery. 

BTW that thumbs up picture of you will show up in a multitude of pictures down the road.

just sayin'.
I considered this, but figured people wouldn't believe I actual had a hand in this creation without a pic of me in it.

Since you pointed it out explicitly, I took the pic of me down.

Damage is probably done, though.
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 11:49:31 AM »
Quote from: AWK on February 05, 2010, 11:40:51 AM
Just eating all of it period would be a feat. 

Cue the pepto and zantac...
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 01:13:34 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on February 05, 2010, 11:45:54 AM

Damage is probably done, though.

It is.  I have it saved.  I envision breaking it out in conjunction wif da looter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2010, 01:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2010, 01:13:34 PM
It is.  I have it saved.  I envision breaking it out in conjunction wif da looter.
I did not see said picture, although I am sure I could be sent a copy.
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Re: My Office Super Bowl Snack Wins At Life!
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 01:37:55 PM »
Quote from: AWK on February 05, 2010, 11:40:51 AM
Just eating all of it period would be a feat. 

It would be EPIC!  I think he should try it on Sunday :)
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« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2010, 02:17:40 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 05, 2010, 01:34:25 PM
I did not see said picture, although I am sure I could be sent a copy.

If you were to be sent a copy a bet it would be showing up right about now.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2010, 03:00:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2010, 02:17:40 PM
If you were to be sent a copy a bet it would be showing up right about now.
:thumsup:
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2010, 03:35:52 PM »
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