This is getting funny or disturbing.

[AWK]

My Sancho always wins. 

Ride with me. I have saddled my prime donkey for you.

I heard this in Mexico once.

[GH2001]

Don't think Bama would have used the media to make the big "Coleman may be switching" rumors so public if this wasn't going to happen.  Saban's all Andre Aggasi about image and I just don't think he would want to take the PR hit if his "best effort" wasn't able to snatch anybody he wanted from the Auburn commit list, particularly from a guy he and his fanbase have no respect for -- Geno Chizik. 

Would surprise me now if he stuck with his Auburn commitment. 

I don't buy the "Saban orchestrated this months ago" nonsense, but I do accept the theory that the only reason this blew up in a public way is because they had back channel communications recently and were told that he would change if given the chance.  Then they allowed it to become a story.  Otherwise we never hear about it. 

You are 100% correct here.

They appear in the drivers seat with him, but there was no vast conspiracy by Saban. He merely put the full court press on after he became a 5 star and after Stone went to Tenn. Simple as that.

Although it does appear that DJ is staying with us over Clemson.


Prowler, where are your skreets? Any skreet worth its weight in testicle hair should know this things by now.  

[AUChizad]

I heard this in Mexico once.

What happens in Tijuana...

[RWS]

there was no vast conspiracy by Saban. He merely put the full court press on after he became a 5 star and after Stone went to Tenn. Simple as that.

Although it does appear that DJ is staying with us over Clemson.


Prowler, where are your skreets? Any skreet worth its weight in testicle hair should know this things by now.  

I don't think any rational or sane Alabama fan would argue otherwise. The bullshit thread on Tidesports was started for a reason, as are the other threads that jackass starts that are total bullshit meant to get everybody going. Again, I'm not going to speak for the idiots that might actually believe it, though.

Oh, and I'm sure Prowler will chime in to tell us that Coleman may sign with Alabama. Of course, unless he doesn't. In that case he might sign with Auburn. Unless he signs with Alabama.

[War Eagle!!!]

Oh, and I'm sure Prowler will chime in to tell us that Coleman may sign with Alabama. Of course, unless he doesn't. In that case he might sign with Auburn. Unless he signs with Alabama.

That's Kaos' shtick...

Come up with your own original shit...

[RWS]

That's Kaos' shtick...

Come up with your own original shit...

Well, I don't know how else you want me to say what Prowler does. I wasn't aware that what I said was Kaos' "shtick". Technically, his "shtick" is Prowler's "shtick" in that case.

This shtick was made for you and me!

[jadennis]

I agree with Kaos' "it wouldn't be all over the media if it wasn't gonna happen" theory.  It's just like how we heard all about a bama commitment switching to Auburn right before Craig Sanders switched.

It will be somewhat impressive if Saban switches him, but not incredibly so.  For one, he has the fact that James Stone left for Tennessee.  He can use that like this, "honestly, Shon, we're glad he's chosen UT.  The more we got to know him and the more we watched you, we were hoping something would come up to allow us to go after you.  Now that he's moved on, we're elated to have the opportunity to finally get who we really wanted".

Second, Coleman didn't pick Auburn over anyone really.  It's not like he looked around, made some visits, and picked Auburn over someone in a head-to-head type decision.  We're the only car he test drove.  Maybe we're a BMW to Alabama's Mercedes.  They're both great, but you don't know which you like better until you've driven both.  So it's not like Coleman checked with Auburn, checked with Alabama, chose Auburn, then was persuaded otherwise at the last minute.  He may have been an Alabama recruit 6 months ago had he just visited them in the first place.

Any way you look at it though, it does suck for us in every way possible (on the field, in the media, etc).

[ssgaufan]

If I was Chizik and Co, I would put it to like this.  Shon, son we were the only team that gave a damn about you until the recruiting services put a couple of extra stars beside your name.  You've took a couple of visits, tapped a couple of ho's and had some fun, but now it's time to come on back.  Or something of that nature.

[Townhallsavoy]

If I was Tuberville and Co, I would put it to like this.  Jarmon, son we were the only team that gave a damn about you until the recruiting services put a couple of extra stars beside your name.  You've took a couple of visits, tapped a couple of ho's and had some fun, but now it's time to come on back.  Or something of that nature.

I fixed it so you could see what it was like a few years ago. 

By the way, Tuberville's speech didn't work, and now he's at Texas Tech.

[The Prowler]

I don't think any rational or sane Alabama fan would argue otherwise. The bullshit thread on Tidesports was started for a reason, as are the other threads that jackass starts that are total bullshit meant to get everybody going. Again, I'm not going to speak for the idiots that might actually believe it, though.

Oh, and I'm sure Prowler will chime in to tell us that Coleman may sign with Alabama. Of course, unless he doesn't. In that case he might sign with Auburn. Unless he signs with Alabama.

BTW, I've already made my comment on Coleman....I'm not saying that he "may sign" with SPuat, I'm saying that he will.

[Token]

I'm saying that he "may sign" with SPuat, I've said that he will.

What the fuck does that even mean? 

[The Prowler]

What the fuck does that even mean? 

It's called a "Perfect Backup", lol.

I went back and edited it...I'm fuckin' dawg tired, two hours of driving on top of 8 hours, per day is wearing me out.

[Token]

It's called a "Perfect Backup", lol.

I went back and edited it...I'm phukin' dawg tired, two hours of driving on top of 8 hours, per day is wearing me out.

I was hoping you left a word out.  Or something.

And be careful with that driving.  Bad things happen to tired drivers.