Offseason doldrums

[wesfau]

Would you prefer to be bitch slapped acoustically or have your face ripped off with my American Fender Strat?

Because I sound damn fine in a room by myself with no one watching or listening.

I'm  juke box hero

I'll let you choose your weapon.  Twenty paces, then fire.

[The Prowler]

Yeah, as for Mark Pera...I don't Fucking care if he was an Auburn Guy.  This Mother Fucker, Single Handedly Lost games....I've Never seen an OLineman Lose games for their team.  Every Single SACK.....I'd tell Jumbo, "Guess who's Fucking Man that was?????God Damn, Mark "Cocksucker" Pera's!!!"  Even after he graduated, whenever our QB was sacked, I'd Cuss Mark Pera....Just 'cause.  I'll never Forget #69, I thought it was cool...until the QB's started becoming a Pinata because of #69.

[Jumbo]

Yeah, as for Mark Pera...I don't Fucking care if he was an Auburn Guy.  This Mother Fucker, Single Handedly Lost games....I've Never seen an OLineman Lose games for their team.  Every Single SACK.....I'd tell Jumbo, "Guess who's Fucking Man that was?????God Damn, Mark "Cocksucker" Pera's!!!"  Even after he graduated, whenever our QB was sacked, I'd Cuss Mark Pera....Just 'cause.  I'll never Forget #69, I thought it was cool...until the QB's started becoming a Pinata because of #69.

Marc Pera = Chris Capps