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DnATL

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Soon to be reviewed by KAOS..........
« on: January 11, 2010, 04:31:28 PM »
"Artificial intelligence"?  From the picture (here), it looks like she is already bitching about something

One-height fits all?  5'-7" is a little short for my preference, and likely too tall for the little sabans of the world
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Re: Soon to be reviewed by KAOS..........
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 04:33:40 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on January 11, 2010, 04:31:28 PM
"Artificial intelligence"?  From the picture (here), it looks like she is already bitching about something

One-height fits all?  5'-7" is a little short for my preference, and likely too tall for the little sabans of the world
Why would I want one that talked to me? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 06:16:23 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 11, 2010, 04:33:40 PM
Why would I want one that talked to me? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?
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I want to know what her body temp is.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 07:16:13 PM »
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The Roxxxy is 5 feet, 7 inches tall, 120lbs, and "has a full C cup and is ready for action"...

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kaos, you can probably use the USB Port on your computer to keep her charged up...
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 09:39:42 AM »
Does she come in a 5'2" 190 lb black model?
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 10:31:21 AM »
You know, she's not all that attractive.  I'd have to cut those bangs so we could at the very least make eye contact before I climax in her artificial vagina...er.... to give me a target for the money shot because a woman's eyes are her most important characteristic.
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 11:23:19 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2010, 09:39:42 AM
Does she come in a 5'2" 190 lb black model?

Not sure, but there's likely to be a 280 lb, bruised and tatooed, "Roll Tide" version released in time for next season.  I think they also offer black eyes and missing teeth as add-on options.  Financing will likely need to be available...
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Re: Soon to be reviewed by KAOS..........
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 11:28:38 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on January 12, 2010, 11:23:19 AM
Not sure, but there's likely to be a 280 lb, bruised and tatooed, "Roll Tide" version released in time for next season.  I think they also offer black eyes and missing teeth as add-on options.  Financing will likely need to be available...

And he brings the pain.
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 01:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 12, 2010, 09:39:42 AM
Does she come in a 5'2" 190 lb black model?
You lookin to get a certain lawyer a late Christmas present?
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Re: Soon to be reviewed by KAOS..........
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 02:57:28 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 12, 2010, 01:57:25 PM
You lookin to get a certain lawyer a late Christmas present?

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