Why The Negativity?

[Buzz Killington]

I attempted to derail with a salt-n-pepa lyric, but apparently you phukers hate 90's girl power.

I'm really more of a JJ Fad fan anyway.

[jadennis]

I like to push it.  Real good.

I remember when I was a kid and me and my brother were listening to that song...in walks my mom, tells us to turn off that bullshit song.  Our jaws dropped, as this was the first time I had heard my mom cuss.

We were looking at her like "what the hell?"...she thought that's what they were saying....not "push it", but "bull shit".   We still laugh at that.

[Kaos]

I'm going to start snorting it and drinking Crown if this shit doesn't start working. Fucked up a disc in my back between L5 and S1 and this shit isn't even touching it. And I'm one of those people who gets totally numb from a Lortab 2.5.

Chiropractor will fix that shit.

[RWS]

Chiropractor will fix that shit.

Waiting to hear when to go for my MRI before any of that gets decided. I've never been to a chiropractor, but my wife swears by it. She has some moderate back issues from time to time due to some wrecks she has been in. She says that even if you don't really have back issues, you can tell a night and day difference if you go in for an adjustment.

[jadennis]

Chiropractor will fix that poop.  anything and everything....for $2500.

[Buzz Killington]

Anybody else hear that zoom?

[AUTiger1]

Chiropractor will fix that poop.

can cure cancer and diabetes too!

[Jumbo]

Waiting to hear when to go for my MRI before any of that gets decided. I've never been to a chiropractor, but my wife swears by it. She has some moderate back issues from time to time due to some wrecks she has been in. She says that even if you don't really have back issues, you can tell a night and day difference if you go in for an adjustment.

My Orthopedic Surgeon said chiropractors are witch doctors. Go the physical therapy route, it's helped me with my 3 buldging disks issues.

[Kaos]

can cure cancer and diabetes too!

Don't forget the gout.

[Kaos]

My Orthopedic Surgeon said chiropractors are witch doctors. Go the physical therapy route, it's helped me with my 3 buldging disks issues.

When I need help with my bulging dick, the first place I go isn't to a surgeon. 

[Token]

Anybody else hear that zoom?

I heard something, but I just figured it was the rice krispies I'm eating.  

[wesfau2]

Don't forget the gout.

Now you've got my attention.  Fucking metabolic arthritis.

[Mr. Sensible]

When I need help with my bulging dick, the first place I go isn't to a surgeon. 

JLH will help you with that and you dance with her "disco ball."

http://www.philly.com/philly/entertainment/81438422.html

[jmar]

When I need help with my bulging tool, the first place I go isn't to a surgeon. 

sock drawer?

[djsimp]

Anybody else hear that zoom?

Are you taking Loritabs too?

[Kaos]

sock drawer?

close.  Tube8.com is a quick fix.

[wesfau2]

Are you taking Loritabs too?

The chiro jokes clearly sailed over RWS's head.

[Tiger Wench]

I'm going to start snorting it and drinking Crown if this shit doesn't start working. Fucked up a disc in my back between L5 and S1 and this shit isn't even touching it. And I'm one of those people who gets totally numb from a Lortab 2.5.

There's a doc here in Houston that will help you manage your pain with some great stuff called Propofol.  He is even currently unemployed right now - bet you could get an appointment really quickly...

[Kaos]

The chiro jokes clearly sailed over RWS's head.

I know.  As with many things I made myself laugh.  Whether anyone else did or not is unimportant.  I have pleased myself with my cleverness. If you are not similarly pleased, I can only infer that you are not clever.  That's how that works.

[Buzz Killington]

I know.  As with many things I made myself laugh.  Whether anyone else did or not is unimportant.  I have pleased myself with my cleverness. If you are not similarly pleased, I can only infer that you are not clever.  That's how that works.

You like me...you really like me!