I think Alabama will (FILL IN THE BLANK) in the BCS Championship Game.

[Mr. Sensible]

Fill it out and be creative.

[jmar]

(win by two touchdowns)

Arenas and enough offense

[Tiger Wench]

Go in cocky as hell and come out a loser.

[Kaos]

ass rape Texas

 

[Jumbo]

play

[jadennis]

ass rape Texas

 

I'm afraid I agree with this.

But here are some things to remember:

Texas 34 vs. (9-4) Texas Tech 24
Texas 41 vs. (8-5) Missouri 7
Texas 41 vs. (9-4) Oklahoma State 14

Alabama 12 vs (7-6) Tennessee 10
Alabama 26 vs (8-5) Auburn 21 (last drive)

Total Offense:
Texas #16
Alabama #32

Scoring Offense:
Texas #3
Alabama #25

Total Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #3

Scoring Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #8

I left off that Alabama leads in net punting, turnover margin, rushing offense, etc.

So yeah...

[ggraf71]

cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl juice

[Kaos]

cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl juice

+1 for spelling

[bottomfeeder]

cart Terrance Cody off the field due to a massive heart attack induced by ingesting his own jheri curl man juice

FIFY

"FAIL miserably". This will negate the Bamer approach to psychological warfare attempt by naming their visiting locker room "The Fail Room".

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-the-fail-room-fail.jpg

[Birmingham]

...will give me a reason to consume alcohol. 

[RWS]

I'm afraid I agree with this.

But here are some things to remember:

Texas 34 vs. (9-4) Texas Tech 24
Texas 41 vs. (8-5) Missouri 7
Texas 41 vs. (9-4) Oklahoma State 14

Alabama 12 vs (7-6) Tennessee 10
Alabama 26 vs (8-5) Auburn 21 (last drive)

Total Offense:
Texas #16
Alabama #32

Scoring Offense:
Texas #3
Alabama #25

Total Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #3

Scoring Defense:
Alabama #2
Texas #8

I left off that Alabama leads in net punting, turnover margin, rushing offense, etc.

So yeah...

Well then shit, I guess Alabama didn't actually monkey stomp UF. Its not as simple as looking at statistics and saying "OK, this team should win."

[War Eagle!!!]

Well then shit, I guess Alabama didn't actually monkey stomp UF. Its not as simple as looking at statistics and saying "OK, this team should win."

You are a dumb ass...

[bottomfeeder]

"get phuked by the referees"

http://media.photobucket.com/image/Alabama%20FAIL/jgallego2/fail-owned-elephant-slide-f.jpg

[Buzz Killington]

not have SEC referees

[Jumbo]

You are a dumb ass...

Post Of The Day..

[GH2001]

Matchups really mean nothing anymore. If they did, then many games would have been lost that were won (i.e. - Tenn/Ole Miss, Ole Miss/Miss St, Fla/Arky, etc etc) .....Tenn and Auburn are both rivalry games for Bama, and I think Auburn and Tenn both played above their own heads both of those games, lots of emotion.

BTW JA, you left off Texas' close games with OU (they lose if Bradford doesnt get knocked out) and Neb (they lose if Neb has a normal kickoff or learns NOT to horsecollar tackle).

[jadennis]

Matchups really mean nothing anymore. If they did, then many games would have been lost that were won (i.e. - Tenn/Ole Miss, Ole Miss/Miss St, Fla/Arky, etc etc) .....Tenn and Auburn are both rivalry games for Bama, and I think Auburn and Tenn both played above their own heads both of those games, lots of emotion.

BTW JA, you left off Texas' close games with OU (they lose if Bradford doesnt get knocked out) and Neb (they lose if Neb has a normal kickoff or learns NOT to horsecollar tackle).

My point was that nearly everything points to Alabama winning, but that anything can happen (that's why I listed some good Texas wins and some questionable Alabama wins). 

Texas probably isn't 34 points better than Missouri, but they were that day.  Alabama is not a mere two points better than Tennessee, but they were on that day and had to block a field goal to do it. 

So my point was that Alabama should win, but both teams have shown they can play up and down, and even though Alabama is the better team, they are close enough that if Alabama plays their "Auburn" game instead of their "Florida" game, they will lose.


In the end, I  because I think they are likely to win.

[RWS]

My point was that nearly everything points to Alabama winning, but that anything can happen (that's why I listed some good Texas wins and some questionable Alabama wins). 

Texas probably isn't 34 points better than Missouri, but they were that day.  Alabama is not a mere two points better than Tennessee, but they were on that day and had to block a field goal to do it. 

So my point was that Alabama should win, but both teams have shown they can play up and down, and even though Alabama is the better team, they are close enough that if Alabama plays their "Auburn" game instead of their "Florida" game, they will lose.


In the end, I  because I think they are likely to win.

I can agree with that. I think we will come out with our Florida game. At least, I sure as hell hope so. Something tells me that Texas has something up their sleeve though.

[Kaos]

Back to the initial purpose of this thread...


"humiliate the state of Alabama with the appearance and behavior of its moronic fanbase"

[No Huddle]

win