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Snaggletiger · « **Reply #20 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 16, 2009, 02:24:25 PM

Fine. I'll get you some Four Roses.

That shit will gag a maggot.

Add Bookers to the list of maggot-gagging liquids. A few New Year's Eve's ago, we were at this party where the host was a self-proclaimed connysewer of fine alcoholic beverages. We started talking bourbons and he just went on and on about Bookers and how it was some serious top shelf thirst quencher. He pours me up a glass straight over teh cold cubes. I took a sip and just about

on the Persian rug.

Fuck a bottle of Bookers.

Ogre · « **Reply #21 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:32:08 PM »

The worst bourbon known to man.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 16, 2009, 02:35:15 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 16, 2009, 02:24:25 PM

Fine. I'll get you some Four Roses.

That poop will gag a maggot.

No thanks, I am all stocked up on Kerosene for the winter.

lifesapplepie · « **Reply #23 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:03:34 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 16, 2009, 01:01:17 PM

Sorry, I have a job.

Close to 5000 posts...I want your job

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2009, 04:29:32 PM »

Quote from: lifesapplepie on December 16, 2009, 04:03:34 PM

Close to 5000 posts...I want your job

I can't keep my little bottles under my avatar if I don't keep my post count up.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 16, 2009, 09:18:51 PM »

Just a couple of quick boservations.

#1. For the first time that I can remember I am out of Makers Mark. phuk me, I thoguht there was another bottle in the cabinet, but all that is left is some toolel, KY Gentelmen and some other poop. I thought I ahd more but was wrong.

#2. Hot Tamales are good after a drink. Proceduere, take a shot, swallow, whatever you call it and then drink some water. Aftere the water have a handfullof Hot Tamales and they are phuking grat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3. I bet Modern EWarfare is fun as hell as playing when been drinkking. Who's up for a game???

#4. When you think that you ahve another bottle, it is alwasy best to stop buy the liquor store and grab another.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** December 16, 2009, 10:06:26 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 16, 2009, 09:18:51 PM

Just a couple of quick boservations.

#1. For the first time that I can remember I am out of Makers Mark. phuk me, I thoguht there was another bottle in the cabinet, but all that is left is some toolel, KY Gentelmen and some other poop. I thought I ahd more but was wrong.

#2. Hot Tamales are good after a drink. Proceduere, take a shot, swallow, whatever you call it and then drink some water. Aftere the water have a handfullof Hot Tamales and they are phuking grat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3. I bet Modern EWarfare is fun as hell as playing when been drinkking. Who's up for a game???

#4. When you think that you ahve another bottle, it is alwasy best to stop buy the liquor store and grab another.

Shit son, those are great boservations. I think I need a drink after reading that.

AWK · « **Reply #27 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:53:58 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 16, 2009, 09:18:51 PM

Just a couple of quick boservations.

#1. For the first time that I can remember I am out of Makers Mark. phuk me, I thoguht there was another bottle in the cabinet, but all that is left is some toolel, KY Gentelmen and some other poop. I thought I ahd more but was wrong.

#2. Hot Tamales are good after a drink. Proceduere, take a shot, swallow, whatever you call it and then drink some water. Aftere the water have a handfullof Hot Tamales and they are phuking grat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3. I bet Modern EWarfare is fun as hell as playing when been drinkking. Who's up for a game???

#4. When you think that you ahve another bottle, it is alwasy best to stop buy the liquor store and grab another.

My name is AUTiger1, and I like to party.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 16, 2009, 10:06:26 PM

poop son, those are great boservations. I think I need a drink after reading that.

I feel like I just got back from hell this morning. I also need another drink after reading that. Can we get a drunk spell check for this board? A few more "boservations" this AM. MWF2 is fun when you have been drinking. Fuck cough syrup w/codeine.....pfffttt....enough bourbon works just fine. The living room floor isn't as comfortable as I thought it was. Last night my mind told me it would be, but it lied.

Quote from: AWK on December 17, 2009, 09:53:58 AM

My name is AUTiger1, and I like to party.

If work doesn't get any better, there could be a few more drunk post in my future. :thumbsup:

jadennis · « **Reply #29 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:55:05 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 17, 2009, 10:15:23 AM

If work doesn't get any better, there could be a few more drunk post in my future. :thumbsup:

Work will get better, everything will get better...Obama's in charge!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:09:16 PM »

Quote from: jadennis on December 17, 2009, 11:55:05 AM

Work will get better, everything will get better...Obama's in charge!

Not that I needed reminding......why do you hate me?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:10:58 PM »

Dang, jadennis..now I need to start drinking at 11:00 a.m. Thanks so much

jadennis · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2009, 12:26:46 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 17, 2009, 12:10:58 PM

Dang, jadennis..now I need to start drinking at 11:00 a.m. Thanks so much

Sorry guys, just sharing my depression with the group. We were just talking about some stuff here in the office this morning, so it was on my mind.

We were talking about he exciting new "transparency" he's taken to Washington....you know, where we all get to see what's really going on...watch the committee meetings on CSPAN...see all of the "reaching across the aisle" he's doing...hearing about the details of the health bill (prior to it passing) that our leaders are attempting to shove down our throats...you know, all that encouraging stuff.

chinook · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:19:35 PM »

stats....

chances a thread on tigersx will get derailed...99.9%

chances a thread will stay on topic....0.1%

margin of error .....0.1

i love teh tigersx.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:23:20 PM »

Quote from: chinook on December 17, 2009, 01:19:35 PM

stats....

chances a thread on tigersx will get derailed...99.9%

chances a thread will stay on topic....0.1%

margin of error .....0.1

i love teh tigersx.

I almost forgot what this thread was about.

Saniflush · « **Reply #35 on:** December 17, 2009, 01:24:39 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 17, 2009, 01:23:20 PM

I almost forgot what this thread was about.

Did you say something?

AWK · « **Reply #36 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:14:45 PM »

You find me a thread, I'll find you a derailment.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:20:50 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 17, 2009, 01:24:39 PM

Did you say something?

Yeah, but I was drunk and forgot what I said. What was this thread about again? Godfather dreaming about pickles?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:29:53 PM »

Well, even with the 99% chance of derailment, this one was doomed anyway...given that I started a topic that had already been discussed back when Bush was sworn in.

Bourbon is teh better subject anyway.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #39 on:** December 17, 2009, 02:35:23 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on December 17, 2009, 02:29:53 PM

Well, even with the 99% chance of derailment, this one was doomed anyway...given that I started a topic that had already been discussed back when Bush was sworn in.

Bourbon is teh better subject anyway.

Hasn't it already been stipulated after much discussion that Harvey prefers knob?