Auburn after JC QB Cameron Newton?

[Snaggletiger]

Please, don't waste anymore of the court's time.  We'll just suspend his sentence and give him unsupervised probation.  Does the state owe your client any restitution??

Actually, I'm moving for a continuance.  Right now, I have to go Habeus my Corpus.

[Token]

Actually, I'm moving for a continuance.  Right now, I have to go Habeus my Corpus.

Wait, let us take the waist chain off first.  It'll be hard to Habeus your Corpus without your hands. 

[Snaggletiger]

Wait, let us take the waist chain off first.  It'll be hard to Habeus your Corpus without your hands. 

Not really.  I have a long corpus.

[Buzz Killington]

Not really.  I have a long corpus.

You'll need it to reach your tiny Habeus

[Snaggletiger]

So this means Cameron Newton is signing with Auburn?  Woo Hooooooo...

[jmar]

Then there is the Driskell kid a pro style all-world and then some from Ovieda, FL next season. Just Sayin'.