Got my dream job today

[Birmingham]

Good thing you got the job now.  You will never get your degree, ever.  You will always be a two-bit jackass that spends all day on the internet posting mindless poop.  Your life is garbage, your wife is a whore (that likes dudes to jam her with your cigars while she blows them), and your kids are goofy looking.  Hopefully this "dream job" will take away all of your free time, stress you out and make your life even more miserable.  

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  

[jadennis]

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  

Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.

[Birmingham]

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here. With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise. 

Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.

Please read my response again.  You must have missed some of it.

[CCTAU]

Despite being a douche, you seem reasonably intelligent...you honestly don't see the difference in responding to a douche and actually being a douche?

Sure his post was harsh, but you have to see that you earned that response.  He didn't just go find an Alabama board and pick out some random Saban-sucking member and start berating him.  He is reacting to what you provoke.  There is a big difference in reacting to something and instigating something.

OK. I felt dirty after 280's response. After your's, I feel like I should be sending a check to some therapist.

We have such a wide variety of intellects on this board. But remember, being a bammer negates any secondary education.

[jadennis]

Please read my response again.  You must have missed some of it.

I got it the first time, but you negated everything you said in the beginning of your post as soon as you said, "I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither."

If you really meant the first part of your post, and understood the difference, you wouldn't have followed it with what I quoted above.

If someone keeps picking on you and picking on you and then you kick their ass, that doesn't make you a bully.

[Kaos]

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  

You overestimate your contribution. 

What you "give" is elementary school level smack attempts and knuckle-dragging, drooling ignorance. 

What you get in return is scorn with occasional bouts of pity thrown in by the kinder-hearted few. 

[ibelonginprison]

Fuck you, twatwaffle.





Aside from that, congrats.  And I would never reveal what I do on here.   

[Birmingham]

I got it the first time, but you negated everything you said in the beginning of your post as soon as you said, "I think it's horse poop that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither."

If you really meant the first part of your post, and understood the difference, you wouldn't have followed it with what I quoted above.

If someone keeps picking on you and picking on you and then you kick their ass, that doesn't make you a bully.

Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much assholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullshit.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.

[Snaggletiger]

Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much assholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullshit.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.

I don't like the tone of this thread.  Moderators, whack his pee pee.

[Birmingham]

Birdman, Ban this man.

[jadennis]

Apparently you read my response but didn't understand it.  Knowing that I give as much as I get around here doesn't bind me from pointing out that others are just as much buttholes as they're accusing me of being.  It keeps me from whining like a bitch, having my feelings hurt and going to the moderators asking them to ban people on my behalf.  If anything I bring out the true colors in people like 280.  If this place was a circlejerk most here would fit into the whole Auburn/Character/Class bullpoop.

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  I disagree and am gonna have a moderator ban you because that hurt my feelings.

I understood your post clearly, your logic just doesn't make sense...at all.  You "bring out the true colors" of people?  That doesn't make any sense.  So if you break into my house and I shoot your ass, that brings out the true colors of me as a murderer?  I know you say you understood the difference in responding to a douche and being a douche, but your argument continues to show you really don't.  Being a douche "shows your true colors", responding to a douche simply means you're not passive.  

I don't get where you're going with an argument that tries to correlate what you do with what 280 just did.

[ibelonginprison]

the douche canoe has set sail for the rapids..........

[jadennis]

Just so I understand your hypersensitive point of view, because I say mean things on here and am not popular I shouldn't expect to be allowed to acknowledge others that try to outdo me?  

By the way, this ^^^^^ I have no problem with.  Be an ass, and when people shoot back, take them down, I don't care or have a problem with that.  I'm just saying don't be an ass, and when people shoot back say they have no class and are just like you, that's all I'm saying. 

The back and forth is entertaining most of the time.  Just know who you are as a bammer and know who Auburn people are, and never, never try to pretend they are the same.

[Birmingham]

Jade, can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  Because if so you need to get a better lock on your door.

[jadennis]

can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  

No.

[chinook]

I suggest moving to the west coast if you really want your male anal bleaching career to take off.

whoa...lets focus on one city...let's say san francisco. 

[GH2001]

JAD makes perfect sense Vaginahead. You just don't comprehend that his logic is correct. Not your fault. He is just above your level of logic naturally. Shall I post the Forrest Gump picture again with the IQ chart? Your new job isn't retreading tires is it? I'm kidding.

As far as off the board stuff - glad you got a job you wanted, hope its what you want, etc etc etc.  :thumbsup:

[JR4AU]

I can't post the way I do and then get upset at people for responding the way you have here.  It's part of receiving what I also give and I do it knowing that ahead of time and don't bitch about it.  I take more than most here and do it understanding that I also give more than most here.  With that said, you clearly depict why I think it's horse shit that people speak of Auburn as a group of people with character and class.  You have neither.  The same can be said about me but I don't claim otherwise.  

What troubles me is that you are possessed of the mindset to use the net as a shield to run your idiotic bullshit anonymously, yet now claim to have landed a job that wouldn't approve of such juvenile antics.  While the behavior might change, it's a better bet it will simply be shifted to another area of your life that you think will be less visible.  Cowardly shitbags don't suddenly grow up, and grow a pair.

[GH2001]

Jade, can I assume that you associate posting on a forum that players have decommited from Auburn and breaking into someone's house are one in the same?  Because if so you need to get a better lock on your door.

Just curious - how old are you?

[Tiger Wench]

Thank goodness you are finally gainfully employed.  All the gay bars in Nooger were getting tired of your past due bar tabs.

I hope you are successful.  It helps that you have such low expectations for yourself.