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Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon

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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2009, 12:39:16 PM »
All's fair in love, war and the SEC.
Saban knows where the bodies are buried in Baton Rouge. Would he rat them out for his benefit? Fuckin'A.
Tennessee is an up and comer with a new coach, albeit one new to the SEC. Would Saban step on his neck in an attempt to hold him down? Fuckin'A.
Meyer is probably Saban's biggest competition in the SEC at this point in time. Would he give Meyer a kick in the nuts if he had a chance? Fuckin'A.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2009, 12:44:45 PM »
Not even with your vagina.  Altho that would probably be a step up for your wife.
Damn, you were all lovey-dovey about Tiger not long ago. I hate that he broke your heart by showing his true scum colors.
 
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 01:09:32 PM »
Damn, you were all lovey-dovey about Tiger not long ago. I hate that he broke your heart by showing his true scum colors.
No broken heart.  I am a realist.  All men are scum - some are more "true scum" than others and sometimes it just takes longer for some to show their "true scum colors".  But the reality is still there.

Plus, he actually was not even on my "Any place, any time, unconditionally" list.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 01:20:40 PM »
No broken heart.  I am a realist.  All men are scum - some are more "true scum" than others and sometimes it just takes longer for some to show their "true scum colors".  But the reality is still there.

Plus, he actually was not even on my "Any place, any time, unconditionally" list.


Now now not all men are scum.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 01:21:51 PM »
No broken heart.  I am a realist.  All men are scum - some are more "true scum" than others and sometimes it just takes longer for some to show their "true scum colors".  But the reality is still there.

Plus, he actually was not even on my "Any place, any time, unconditionally" list.

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He is the only hot guy I know with that much money.  For me to do what was suggested, there would have to be a hotness factor along with the money.

Bill Gates?  As if.

Warren Buffett?  Not a chance.

Tiger Woods it is.

I'm glad. It's bad enough to be with a coonass in Texas.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 02:12:07 PM »
The next thing will be Tiger checking into rehab for a "SEx addiction" like Wade Boggs and David Duchovney (sp?).  Then it can be spun to show that he had some kind of chemical imbalance and it's just not his fault.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2009, 02:17:53 PM »
The next thing will be Tiger checking into rehab for a "SEx addiction" like Wade Boggs and David Duchovney (sp?).  Then it can be spun to show that he had some kind of chemical imbalance and it's just not his fault.

Wait a second - they can do that? 
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2009, 02:24:36 PM »
Wait a second - they can do that?  


It's all the rage nowadays.  His PR team needs to jump on this pronto.  All will be forgiven.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2009, 02:50:59 PM »
The next thing will be Tiger checking into rehab for a "SEx addiction" like Wade Boggs and David Duchovney (sp?).  Then it can be spun to show that he had some kind of chemical imbalance and it's just not his fault.

I said this exact same thing to a co-worker yesterday.  If his agent isn't pushing this advice HARD then Tiger needs new representation.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 03:10:54 PM »
I said this exact same thing to a co-worker yesterday.  If his agent isn't pushing this advice HARD then Tiger needs new representation.
If I was Tiger.
OK , I fucked up. I can live like a god the rest of my life, divorce or no. Fuck yall, adios.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2009, 03:40:17 PM »
Show last posts is yore frien.
He is the only hot guy I know with that much money.  For me to do what was suggested, there would have to be a hotness factor along with the money.

Bill Gates?  As if.

Warren Buffett?  Not a chance.

Tiger Woods it is.

I'm glad. It's bad enough to be with a coonass in Texas.
The original comment was in response to the statement that there are some things wives won't do.  I replied that for that much money, there was nothing I wouldn't do, as long as there was a hotness factor.  Bill and Warren still do not qualify.  Now that the word is out, Tiger no longer qualifies because he has been loving him some stank ass ho's and I do not want my hoo-hah to fall out.

Tiger is not and was not on my "would do anytime, anywhere, unconditionally" list.  That list is reserved for guys like Pierce Brosnan and Harrison Ford.

And better a coonass in TX than a sooeee pig anywhere. :poke: :)
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2009, 03:48:32 PM »
The original comment was in response to the statement that there are some things wives won't do.  I replied that for that much money, there was nothing I wouldn't do, as long as there was a hotness factor.  Bill and Warren still do not qualify.  Now that the word is out, Tiger no longer qualifies because he has been loving him some stank ass ho's and I do not want my hoo-hah to fall out.

Tiger is not and was not on my "would do anytime, anywhere, unconditionally" list.  That list is reserved for guys like Pierce Brosnan and Harrison Ford.
Keep refining your list. If you get down to a 50+ bald headed Arky with sections of lands, holla.
I'd need pics first. Nah, I'll keep what I have. Bird in hand.
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Re: Calm Before The NCAA Storm At LSU, A Play For Pay Scandal Breaks Soon
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2009, 11:32:50 PM »
Keep refining your list. If you get down to a 50+ bald headed Arky with sections of lands, holla.
I'd need pics first. Nah, I'll keep what I have. Bird in hand.
Sorry - I already have huge tracts of land...
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