I don't suppose anyone here would help me

[boartitz]

Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere.  If not I'm sure you will by the nights end.  As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not.  Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men.  For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win.  I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you.  I know he talks to all of you.  I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me.  He may very well be included in that group.  I can't possibly see myself giving him my address.  Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door.  Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze.  I want to win in a pick up basketball game.  I want to win at UNO.  I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in.  Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.  

You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.

Once you got on the internet, your address is out there.

[Jumbo]

We should change it to GreasyGaytor.

[Saniflush]

Am i gainsevilleredwing this week?

You are.

[Mr. Sensible]

 

[GH2001]

Once you got on the internet, your address is out there.

I see two houses on his street. Is his the one that is pink with purple stripes and leather tassels or is it the one next to it with the guy sitting on the front porch spanking off to old videos of the Bahr in broad daylight?

[Saniflush]

I see two houses on his street. Is his the one that is pink with purple stripes and leather tassels or is it the one next to it with the guy sitting on the front porch spanking off to old videos of the Bahr in broad daylight?

Both.

He's a real estate magnate.

[Ogre]

Not that I don't think you have tons of testosterone because I know you probably have a dick and balls in there somewhere.  If not I'm sure you will by the nights end.  As for being competitive, I happen to not give a shit if their was a prize to be won or not.  Apparently your ovaries are bigger than your wiener, causing you to not understand the competitive nature of most men.  For that matter, I doubt I would even accept a prize in the case I did win.  I don't know AUTR very well but I know that he probably likes most of you and even tailgates with a few of you.  I know he talks to all of you.  I know that he's friends with a lot of you who in return don't like me.  He may very well be included in that group.  I can't possibly see myself giving him my address.  Can't see taking a risk on having my address passed around and who knows what showing up at my door.  Unlike your wino ass I could give a shit about booze.  I want to win in a pick up basketball game.  I want to win at UNO.  I want to win at anything I'm spending the time to participate in.  Just because you happen to perform in a pick 'em league exactly how I would imagine a woman would doesn't mean that others don't enjoy the close competition that their picks provide them week in and week out.  

You suck at trying to know football.
You suck at trying to be a dude.
Find a husband and shut up.

Sweet.  I call dibs on the bottle of booze, since Nancy doesn't want it.

[Tiger Wench]

You suck at dishing out tired, cliched insults.

Sure, I am having a sucky year at the Pick Em.  Has more to do with some personal stuff to which you will never be privy than with my gender, but you can go on believing that with all your little pathetic heart if it helps you sleep at night.  

I am as competitive as anyone, but I actually save the intensely competitive borderline asshole behavior for things that are worth it in the grand scheme of life.  You, apparently, cannot differentiate between “worth it” and “not worth it”.  Maybe it’s because you have so little of real importance in your own life that you have to sweat the small stuff to the point that even other bammer fans are looking at you and saying “Dude, WTF?”
Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive.  And I am sure that the other guys playing the game are just as competitive as you.  The only difference is that you currently have a corner on the market on being a whiney pathetic douche while being competitive.  And if your goal was to win that competition, well , then congratulations.  Success.

You know, you used to be semi-cool, in a stupid inbred bammer kind of way.  And sparring with you used to be somewhat entertaining.  Now you are just the aforementioned whiney pathetic douche.  Did something happen to shove the axhandle up your ass sideways?  Or have you always been a pathetic whiney douche and we are just now seeing your true colors?

[RWS]

Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive.

Yeah, lesbians do have a percentage of the market share as well.

[ibelonginprison]

Yeah, lesbians do have a percentage of the market share as well.

Hot lesbians are cool.




Wait... what were we talking about?

[Godfather]

Changed...

I will let AUTR know.



Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know

[GH2001]

You suck at dishing out tired, cliched insults.

Sure, I am having a sucky year at the Pick Em.  Has more to do with some personal stuff to which you will never be privy than with my gender, but you can go on believing that with all your little pathetic heart if it helps you sleep at night.  

I am as competitive as anyone, but I actually save the intensely competitive borderline butthole behavior for things that are worth it in the grand scheme of life.  You, apparently, cannot differentiate between “worth it” and “not worth it”.  Maybe it’s because you have so little of real importance in your own life that you have to sweat the small stuff to the point that even other bammer fans are looking at you and saying “Dude, WTF?”
Men don’t have a corner on the market at being competitive.  And I am sure that the other guys playing the game are just as competitive as you.  The only difference is that you currently have a corner on the market on being a whiney pathetic douche while being competitive.  And if your goal was to win that competition, well , then congratulations.  Success.

You know, you used to be semi-cool, in a stupid inbred bammer kind of way.  And sparring with you used to be somewhat entertaining.  Now you are just the aforementioned whiney pathetic douche.  Did something happen to shove the axhandle up your ass sideways?  Or have you always been a pathetic whiney douche and we are just now seeing your true colors?

Wench, you have again resorted to kicking lesser beings than yourself. You are slumming.

BTW- post of the day.  

[Buzz Killington]

Changed...

I will let AUTR know.



Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know

Wait...how is gainesville going to get his points now?

[Godfather]

Wait...how is gainesville going to get his points now?

fuck...

Here is a chart so we know.

Birmingham > Gainesville > Vagisil

[Tiger Wench]

Changed...

I will let AUTR know.
Hey Mark...Birmingham's name is now Vagisil so you know

I am laughing too hard to say what I am thinking...

B, you rock.

[ibelonginprison]

now that's just comedy.......

[No Huddle]

This is some funny sh!+

[AUTailgatingRules]

Who is this AUTR you speak of.  I am now UFTR you ass bag.

[Godfather]

Who is this AUTR you speak of.  I am now UFTR you ass bag.

How are you going to get your points?


fuck...here I will make a chart for you.


AUTailgatingRules > UFTailgatingRules

[boartitz]

I just had an epiphany during my 3rd bloody mary of the morning.
The reason Vag was posting during his vacation. He was too short to get on the rides and had a lot of down time.