I got sucked into going to see this because she played the "do it for me" card. My wife promised it was supposed to be better then the first one and that werewolves and vampires were actually going to fight, so I thought at least there might be some violence and blood in this one. WRONG!!!!
The one time that some werewolves actually killed a vampire, they cut from the scene just as it was about to happen. Even later on in the movie when they flashed back to show what happened, it was just some 5 second slow motion clip in which there was still not violence or blood shown. The whole stupid movie was just some anemic, ugly teenage chick, who looks like she always has some type of buzz going on, moping around about her vampire boyfriend that he left her and some Native American dudes running around with their shirts off all the time. I dozed off a few times which probably prevented me from gouging my eyes out, because this move seemed to go on forever with no end in sight.
Even my wife had enough sense to apologize to me afterwards, realizing the freakin' movie was not as hyped. I told her next damn movie she is taking one of her chick friends or her sister.
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