How "Twighlight" should have ended.

Saniflush · « **on:** November 23, 2009, 09:56:50 AM »

Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:25:48 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 23, 2009, 09:56:50 AM

Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.

YES...please someone end the insanity that is this movie. Nothing like seeing a bunch of grown women salivating over teenage vampires in love and dragging their men kicking and screaming to go see this shit.

If only people cared this much about things that actually mattered.

Jumbo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2009, 11:03:31 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 23, 2009, 09:56:50 AM

Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.

My wife goes ape shit for that fuckin' movie, had to see the movie opening night at 11:58 bought the tickets 1 month in advance.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2009, 07:38:12 PM »

This is going on my Facebook.

Before the jokes come, remember how many women are on Facebook salivating over metrosexual vampires right now.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:42:08 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 23, 2009, 09:56:50 AM

Saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.

I don't get it. I don't even know what this movie is about...

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:51:05 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 24, 2009, 07:42:08 AM

I don't get it. I don't even know what this movie is about...

Basically they took a bunch of out of work Abercrombie & Fitch models and made a love story that has ghey vampires in it.

Now they have a second one with the out of work Gap models and they are ghey werewolves.

Godfather · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:33:14 AM »

Blade kills vampires

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:52:25 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 24, 2009, 09:33:14 AM

Blade kills vampires

I wonder if he sucks the blood if he would get teh aids?

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:57:46 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 24, 2009, 09:52:25 AM

I wonder if he sucks the blood if he would get teh aids?

Only if he sucks it directly from the scrotum.

Godfather · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:01:02 AM »

Since we are talking Marvel, I was watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine the other night and it got me thinking. So in the end we kind of find out that Wolverine could be killed if you chopped his head off.

So then why at the beginning of the movie when they are facing a firing squad and they don't die, wouldn't someone be like hey lets chop these motherfuckers heads off. I mean... it totally ruined the movie for me I hate when stories don't have that realistic continuity.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:04:32 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 24, 2009, 10:01:02 AM

Since we are talking Marvel, I was watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine the other night and it got me thinking. So in the end we kind of find out that Wolverine could be killed if you chopped his head off.

So then why at the beginning of the movie when they are facing a firing squad and they don't die, wouldn't someone be like hey lets chop these motherfuckers heads off. I mean... it totally ruined the movie for me I hate when stories don't have that realistic continuity.

Yes but did they posses that actual knowledge?

Godfather · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 24, 2009, 10:04:32 AM

Yes but did they posses that actual knowledge?

It would have been the next logical step for me. Besides bitches could have watched the movie.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:11:15 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 24, 2009, 10:09:26 AM

It would have been the next logical step for me. Besides bitches could have watched the movie.

The guy that makes that decision was out sick that day.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:17:32 AM »

Sweet Jeebus, my wife informed me last night that she wanted to go see this "New Moon/Blue Moon/Full Moon/What the fuck ever Moon" movie. She is all into the this twilight shit. I am still trying to figure out if this means I have to take her or she is going to go with some friends. I will have to figure out how I will get out of this.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:31:24 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 24, 2009, 10:17:32 AM

Sweet Jeebus, my wife informed me last night that she wanted to go see this "New Moon/Blue Moon/Full Moon/What the fuck ever Moon" movie. She is all into the this twilight shit. I am still trying to figure out if this means I have to take her or she is going to go with some friends. I will have to figure out how I will get out of this.

I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 24, 2009, 10:31:24 AM

I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.

Risk no blowjobs to not see the movie?

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2009, 10:41:34 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on November 24, 2009, 10:40:25 AM

Risk no blowjobs to not see the movie?

That or stake yourself in the heart beforehand.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:03:36 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 24, 2009, 10:31:24 AM

I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.

Now how do I explain that blade bit me in the sac? I think staking myself in the heart will be the best option here. Then again I may not have to go. I need to drop a hint about how she needs a "girls night out" before the baby gets here.

Saniflush · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:09:25 AM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 24, 2009, 11:03:36 AM

Now how do I explain that blade bit me in the sac? I think staking myself in the heart will be the best option here. Then again I may not have to go. I need to drop a hint about how she needs a "girls night out" before the baby gets here.

That or tell her that she has to let you have teh butt sexes with her if you have to go.

That should solve that problem.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2009, 12:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 24, 2009, 10:31:24 AM

I would feign sickness if I were you. Tell her you got teh aids in the scrotum.