If you were Nick Saban...

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** November 22, 2009, 08:00:43 PM »

I would.

This game doesn't matter.

It's Texas vs. Florida/Alabama for the NC.

Deal with it.

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** November 22, 2009, 08:21:54 PM »

I wouldn't.

If Alabama wins this game, we're still in the NC hunt. Lose to AU, and we will probably see another Sugar Bowl type showing in the SECCG. Don't get me wrong, I think Alabama will win, but you still have to make sure of that. Don't take any stupid risks, play your starters, and go play ball. They got half of a game off on Saturday, and played just enough to stay sharp. AU is capable of winning this game. I never try to predict the score, but I usually try to predict a winner. There are just so many intangibles that go along with the Iron Bow, there is never any telling what will happen.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** November 22, 2009, 08:51:11 PM »

Quote from: RWS on November 22, 2009, 08:21:54 PM

I wouldn't.

If Alabama wins this game, we're still in the NC hunt. Lose to AU, and we will probably see another Sugar Bowl type showing in the SECCG. Don't get me wrong, I think Alabama will win, but you still have to make sure of that. Don't take any stupid risks, play your starters, and go play ball. They got half of a game off on Saturday, and played just enough to stay sharp. AU is capable of winning this game. I never try to predict the score, but I usually try to predict a winner. There are just so many intangibles that go along with the Iron Bow, there is never any telling what will happen.

So you're saying your second string can't beat our walk-ons?

No Huddle · « **Reply #3 on:** November 22, 2009, 09:39:08 PM »

Tha game is not played on paper. allbarn could beat the crap out of Alabama this weekend you never know.

RWS · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2009, 09:44:59 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on November 22, 2009, 08:51:11 PM

So you're saying your second string can't beat our walk-ons?

Our walk-ons should be able to beat ULM. We should have beaten Utah. Neither happened. Shit just happens sometimes.

Birmingham · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2009, 10:29:42 PM »

Quote from: No Huddle on November 22, 2009, 09:39:08 PM

Tha game is not played on paper. allbarn could beat the crap out of Alabama this weekend you never know.

wrong. It is impossible for Auburn to beat Alabama on Friday. Not unlikely, Not far fetched, 100% impossible. Auburn will lose and it's impossible otherwise.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2009, 11:00:47 PM »

Last night, I saw an ESPN highlite of Ingram running ove a few hapless UTC players. The only thing the announcer said was "No obstacles between now and Florida."

Fuck you...fuck you and fuck you.

Is Bama a heavy favorite? Uumm..yeah. If both teams play their best game with no mistakes or any crazy shit happening..should Bama win? Of course. They're the #2 team in the country playing against an unranked 7-4 opponent. Is it a foregone conclusion that Bama will win?

Not no...But...HELL NO!!!!

Question..were any of you in JHS in 1989 for the first time Bama came to Auburn? Were you? Remember the scenario? Almost identical with Bama undefeated and ranked #2. Auburn had no chance. 30-20 BITCHES!!!

We know about the 4 losses and the shitty play by the this squad and the lack of depth, blah, blah, blah. We have a chance because this team has put 500+ yards and record numbers up against multiple teams. They have a chance because Auburn went on the road and bitch slapped UT. Bama had to have a couple of Mount Slobby field goal blocks to pull that game out. Auburn also put more up on Ole Piss than Bama did. Are there things to hang on to in order to give ourselves hope? Hell yes.

Bottom line, let Bama come in thinking of nothing but St. Tebow. Let them think there's no obstacle in their way. Let a tackle get complacent against Antonio Coleman for one second..pleeeease.

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2009, 11:31:21 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 22, 2009, 11:00:47 PM

Bottom line, let Bama come in thinking of nothing but St. Tebow. Let them think there's no obstacle in their way. Let a tackle get complacent against Antonio Coleman for one second..pleeeease.

Amen. LOL

AU will very, very, very likely lose. But all it takes is one good ankle twist, and out goes your precious Ingram. I can only pray.

For that... and for a fiery plane crash carrying Nick Saban, but that's beside the point.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2009, 11:36:55 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on November 22, 2009, 10:29:42 PM

wrong. It is impossible for Auburn to beat Alabama on Friday. Not unlikely, Not far fetched, 100% impossible. Auburn will lose and it's impossible otherwise.

If you had a dentist he would probably be able to see the bullshit when you opened your mouth for a check up. Anything is possible...and if I was Saban, I'd play my starters and run Mark Ingram until his head fell off. He might be god around tuscaloosa....but part of that is the salvation from Auburn ass beatings that he rendered.....he knows where his bread is buttered.

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2009, 11:37:51 PM »

BTW... sugartits Saban will run his starters until Auburn is half dead. He doesn't risk losing. Period. Especially not to Auburn. That would humiliate him.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:08:46 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 22, 2009, 11:00:47 PM

Question..were any of you in JHS in 1989 for the first time Bama came to Auburn? Were you?

No but one of my fondest memories. I was sitting on top of the U S embassy in Manila dialed in on multiple targets thinking they were about to come over the wall during a Coup d'état. The civilians in the embassy were flat out scared. After things were starting to cool off a couple of days afterward the ambassador asked each one of us if we needed anything.
I asked for him to get the Alabama/Auburn score. He immediately turned around and left. Came back 5 minutes later with a piece of folded computer paper that had the score on it.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:24:44 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on November 23, 2009, 09:08:46 AM

No but one of my fondest memories. I was sitting on top of the U S embassy in Manila dialed in on multiple targets thinking they were about to come over the wall during a Coup d'état. The civilians in the embassy were flat out scared. After things were starting to cool off a couple of days afterward the ambassador asked each one of us if we needed anything.
I asked for him to get the Alabama/Auburn score. He immediately turned around and left. Came back 5 minutes later with a piece of folded computer paper that had the score on it.

Oh I see. So instead of getting off your ass and making it to JHS to support your Auburn Tigers, you were at war. Just what kind of Auburn man are you, mister?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:27:23 AM »

Remember the Creed, sani.

Oh, and by the way...they're always after Saban's lucky charms. Would be get a bonus for being the mascot as well as the coach at Notre Dame? Just wondering out loud.

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2009, 09:40:24 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 23, 2009, 09:24:44 AM

Oh I see. So instead of getting off your ass and making it to JHS to support your Auburn Tigers, you were at war. Just what kind of Auburn man are you, mister?

No we were not at war but we turned the beautiful grounds of the U.S. embassy in Manila into a defensive position Chesty Puller would have been proud of.

Birmingham · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:40:56 AM »

Impossible. To say there's no chance Auburn wins is giving them more of a chance than there actually is. Our starters (except for McElroy) will be out by halftime. McElroy will be out by the end of the 3rd.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:45:22 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on November 23, 2009, 10:40:56 AM

McElroy will be out by the end of the 3rd.

Stretcher or just a cart?

Birmingham · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:50:18 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 23, 2009, 10:45:22 AM

Stretcher or just a cart?

What hard hitting walk-on provides this hits?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:53:30 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on November 23, 2009, 10:50:18 AM

What hard hitting walk-on provides this hits?

I say Antonio Coleman takes him out. Won't be any of our 3 remaining linebackers and Neiko would probably tackle the wrong guy if he did blitz. My money's on Coleman.

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:56:06 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 23, 2009, 10:53:30 AM

I say Antonio Coleman takes him out. Won't be any of our 3 remaining linebackers and Neiko would probably tackle the wrong guy if he did blitz. My money's on Coleman.

I predict that Coleman is frustrated at how this game goes.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2009, 10:59:33 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on November 23, 2009, 10:50:18 AM

What hard hitting walk-on provides this hits?

Wade Christopher. Remember this name.