Scout team looks aight.

[No Huddle]

Have a nice day.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell

[AUChizad]

Have a nice day.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/293688-alabamas-scout-team-from-hell

What would lead you to believe that anyone here would give a fuck.

[Townhallsavoy]

So some Bama fan who writes for a "blogspot" type sports site thinks Bama's scout team looks impressive based on Rivals recruiting numbers.

Wow.  Real insight in this thread.

[Godfather]

 

[djsimp]

My morning poop was more interesting then this garbage "article".

[Mr. Sensible]

I hate "aight" as much as I hate "day by day."

[Godfather]

My morning poop was more interesting then this garbage "article".

Do tell..

[Mr. Sensible]

How It Must Feel To Be a Bama Fan

[djsimp]

Do tell..

I can do that. Well, it kind of hurt at first because I had to travel a mile it seemed to get to the bathroom here at work. Along the way, Mr. Johnny Smilietalk wanted let me in on the fact it was Friday and share his funk breath. I managed to scape myself off the floor as he moved along and hurriedly made my way just a few more steps into the action arena. The favorite stall was phukin taken, which by the is the handicap stall because of the enormous leg space and is the furthest one down in the bathroom. So at this point I was forced to choose b/w my fave and the other stall that is about 6" wide. So small that when your close the stall door you basically have to straddle the toilet. Not mention, if the partition wasnt there, the guy using the pisser could literally use your shoulder has a hand rest. Phukin sux. Needless to say, I chose the midget stall. Too my surprise, I only had to spray the toilet seat twice to ensure my safety. Atleast my zipper didnt get stuck. You know though, with all that the relief from the monster poop well surpassed the troubles to get there and just so you know, I had to flush twice.

[No Huddle]

Sorry just passing along some information.

[Godfather]

Not mention, if the partition wasnt there, the guy using the pisser could literally use your shoulder has a hand rest. Phukin sux.

Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.

[djsimp]

Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.

Not that I hate the glory holes, just the severe close proximity of the partition. Sort of like a putting an American Bulldog into a pet taxi made for a Rat Terrier.

[AUChizad]

Why do you hate Glory Holes?

and your right that was much more interesting than the article, I didn't even read the article.

It was truly riveting.

Personally, I always go either one flight down to the first floor, where only HR and people passing through on their way in or out the front door stop by, or up one flight to accounting, where very few men work. Both of those stalls are almost always empty.

You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.

[djsimp]

It was truly riveting.

Personally, I always go either one flight down to the first floor, where only HR and people passing through on their way in or out the front door stop by, or up one flight to accounting, where very few men work. Both of those stalls are almost always empty.

You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.

Especially when its smelling like a freakin paper mill in there. Dude dropping bombs and no courtesy flush. Thats when wearing "normal" shoes come in handy.

[Godfather]

You can't look at a man the same and take them seriously as a business professional when you recognize their shoes under the stall when you're just outside it taking a piss in the urinal.

Thats when wearing "normal" shoes come in handy.

Fuck the courtesy flush! 

and you two boys worry me, wtf are you doing staring so hard at another mans shoes....next you will be telling me you touched balls.

[djsimp]

next you will be telling me you touched balls.

Dont be haten' phuker.

[Snaggletiger]

I took an A.C. Slater this morning just to change things up.

[Tiger Wench]

Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.

[djsimp]

Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.

Pizza rolls will do it too. You can always count on the bi-product grease from frozen pizzas to lubricate the pooper tunnel.

[Buzz Killington]

Can a woman get into this conversation or is this exclusively male?  My experience is relevant - the Vicodin has been creating some serious stoppage issues lately, but nothing a Tostino's frozen pizza couldn't fix.  As of this morning, all is finally well with the world.  Stepped on the scale afterwards and was down another 2 lbs - no kidding.

You know the dump was good when your pants fit better afterward.  Or if you lose 2 pounds.