At least...

AUChizad · « **on:** November 16, 2009, 11:06:59 AM »

I think we finally have a punt returner...

Demond Washington named SEC Special Teams Player of the Week.

http://blog.al.com/auburnbeat/2009/11/demond_washington_named_sec_sp.html

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Demond Washington named SEC special teams player of the week
By Evan Woodbery
November 16, 2009, 9:04AM
AUBURN GEORGIA

Auburn defensive back Demond Washington was named the SEC's special teams player of the week Monday for his performance in Auburn's loss Saturday to Georgia.

The highlight of Washington's day was a 99-yard kickoff return for a touchdown.

The Tallassee native has been an immediate impact player for the Tigers since arriving from junior college.

"I'm really proud of the kid," Auburn coach Gene Chizik said. "He came in late and just kept working and working and working. Didn't matter where we put him, he just wanted to play football. Think about all the new roles he's assumed in the last two weeks."

Here's the SEC's rundown of his fantastic night....

• Washington accounted for a school record 202 kickoff return yards and 229 total return yards for Auburn in a 31-24 loss at Georgia.

• Following a Georgia TD early in the fourth quarter, Washington returned the ensuing kickoff 99 yards for a touchdown to tie the score at 24-24. The return was the sixth longest in school history.

• The 202 kickoff return yards and the 229 total return yards were both the fourth most in SEC single-game history.

• His 40.4 kickoff return average (5 KOR) is the second-best in SEC history for a single game (min. 4 returns).

AWK · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:08:32 AM »

This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...

AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work.

Mr. Sensible · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:09:52 AM »

He still slap-fumbled that punt return.

Aye, aye, aye.

Argo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:10:51 AM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 11:08:32 AM

This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...

AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work.

Lawyer got a ticket?? Surely you jest.

AWK · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:14:52 PM »

Quote from: Argo on November 16, 2009, 11:10:51 AM

Lawyer got a ticket?? Surely you jest.

I jest not, Cops hate lawyers more than any other profession I have come to realize. I'm sure that's not true for all of them, but when they ask me what I do and I tell them, I always get the same response. Smirk on their face, as I'm sure they are thinking "I'm going to get this fucker good."

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2009, 01:46:34 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 11:08:32 AM

This article reminds me of something that happened in my life recently...

AWK was the best dressed person that got a ticket this morning on his way to work.

No one fucks with the blazer!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2009, 02:03:29 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 12:14:52 PM

I jest not, Cops hate lawyers more than any other profession I have come to realize. I'm sure that's not true for all of them, but when they ask me what I do and I tell them, I always get the same response. Smirk on their face, as I'm sure they are thinking "I'm going to get this phuker good."

Ok, someone answer this for me. Why do they always ask where you work or who your employer is? Is it really any of their business?

AWK · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2009, 02:13:18 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on November 16, 2009, 02:03:29 PM

Ok, someone answer this for me. Why do they always ask where you work or who your employer is? Is it really any of their business?

No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know shit about you.

I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."

CCTAU · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2009, 02:43:20 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Sensible on November 16, 2009, 11:09:52 AM

He still slap-fumbled that punt return.

Aye, aye, aye.

And damn it the field wasn't wide open. He catches that on the run and BOOM!

Oh yeah. Quit throwing those little magnets out of the window and they won't pull you over......

Argo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2009, 03:59:43 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 02:13:18 PM

No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know poop about you.

I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."

I've heard much, much more creative.

"Where do you work?"

Male prostitute.

"Where you heading?"

Your grandmother's house.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2009, 04:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Argo on November 16, 2009, 03:59:43 PM

I've heard much, much more creative.

"Where do you work?"

Male prostitute.

"Where you heading?"

Your grandmother's house.

+4

wesfau2 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2009, 04:23:51 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 02:13:18 PM

No, you don't have to answer and they have no right to ask it, they just want to know shit about you.

I will pay someone's speeding ticket if the next time they get pulled over, they video tape it, and tell the cop that their occupation is "drug lord."

I hope you had the brains to not tell him the truth. Tell him you're a court appointed guardian ad litem and you're late to a hearing where the lawyers are trying to fuck the kid out of his grandfather's police memorabilia collection.

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2009, 04:26:45 PM »

Ticket Attorney...that is all.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2009, 04:40:42 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on November 16, 2009, 04:23:51 PM

I hope you had the brains to not tell him the truth. Tell him you're a court appointed guardian ad litem and you're late to a hearing where the lawyers are trying to phuk the kid out of his grandfather's police memorabilia collection.

I just tell them I am unemployed. I don't see where it is any of their business so I am not going to tell them. Now if he was worth a shit at all, he would have noticed that I have a Gov't and Contractors badge on a lanyard hanging from my rearview mirror, the laptop bag in the passenger floorboard and that I am dressed nice.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2009, 04:44:37 PM »

So...I'm guessing that Jihad Warrior would not be a good answer either?

AWK · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2009, 05:00:07 PM »

I really just wanted to fucking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a fucking ticket???

Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.

Argo · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2009, 08:34:32 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 05:00:07 PM

I really just wanted to phuking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a phuking ticket???

Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.

Come on now. Cops don't want to murder you on sight. Drag your three piece suit wearing, child abuser loving ass, out the driver side window of your sporty little over priced foreign bullpoop car and beat you within a phuking nanometer of your life, while burying a 36 inch ASP retractable baton elbow deep up your ass as a mortal kombat finishing move? Maybe. But saying they want to murder you is just being dramatic.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2009, 09:43:04 AM »

Quote from: Argo on November 16, 2009, 08:34:32 PM

Come on now. Cops don't want to murder you on sight. Drag your three piece suit wearing, child abuser loving ass, out the driver side window of your sporty little over priced foreign bullpoop car and beat you within a phuking nanometer of your life, while burying a 36 inch ASP retractable baton elbow deep up your ass as a mortal kombat finishing move? Maybe. But saying they want to murder you is just being dramatic.

Sorry attorney friends...but....

RWS · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2009, 09:52:18 AM »

Quote from: AWK on November 16, 2009, 05:00:07 PM

I really just wanted to fucking go to work, as lame as that sounds. The cop said "I left you off the hook this time." ... By giving me a fucking ticket???

Thanks Mother Teresa, you are a hero. I guess he had the urge to murder me on sight but found it in his heart to let me go today.

Be thankful. He was more than likely restraining his urge to monkey stomp your ass and tase you in the balls.

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2009, 10:16:57 AM »

Quote from: RWS on November 17, 2009, 09:52:18 AM

Be thankful. He was more than likely restraining his urge to monkey stomp your ass and tase you in the balls.

Yes, the previous two posts by Argo and RWS definitely debunk the stereotypes that cops were the kids that got picked on in High School...and now they use their badge to make up for their inadequacies.