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I officially proclaim this...
« on: November 14, 2009, 10:59:43 PM »
the WORST fucking in-game coaching job in history. 

To Coach Gus:  4th quarter...you get 6-7 yards on first down with the game tied. The call? Let's heave the FUCKING ball long.  Brilliant, you stupid sumbitch. You want to go to Memphis?  Good riddance. Dumbass playcalling from the point we went up 14-0 until Georgia made Auburn the damn laughing stock of the SEC. Time after time Auburn fans are chanting...WHY?????  You stupid fuck!!!  You have a wide open offensive mind.  Great!!! How about managing a game for once.  FUCK!!!!

Anyone wondering how I could be so pissed. Our offense scored...get ready....wait for it...THREE.,..3...THREE fucking points after the 7:00 minute mark of the 1st quarter....AWFUL!!~!!!@.

Chris Todd...how bout NOT throwing the ball down the middle of the field with NOT ONE FUCKING receiver in the same area code...and the game on the line.....YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!!

Mario Fannin...has Trooper Tayor never mentioned that you're going to get hit whether you catch the ball or not?????  Huh??

Oh...and just a shout out to my BOYEEEEEEEE....Neiko Thorpe. When it's 3rd and 16 in the 4th quarter....you might want to try covering someone in a manner sort of...oh saaaaaayyyy...sort of like a college football player.  Not like a 9th grade RE-TARD!!!! You stupid fuck!!!!!

Bottom line...this game was Auburn's...plain and simple.  All they had to do (After having the game in their hands at 14-0 and the ball in UGA territory and the chance to make this a BLOWOUT) was make a few plays...a few calls...

I am NOT happy with this staff and the way they handled this team tonight. Here's the key.... this team lost this game.,..UGA did NOT win it.  AU lost it!!! Please show me where I'm wrong.   

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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2009, 11:02:29 PM »
No, youre totally right. Gift wrapped it all nice n neat for em.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2009, 11:03:39 PM »
I'm too pissed to respond in a decent manner of speaking.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2009, 11:05:45 PM »
Tonight was the third time now I have gotten physically sick watching Auburn play...twice have been in the last 2 years.  FUCK!
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2009, 11:10:30 PM »
Fuck Ziemba, that Sob had to get his usual false start right on the last drive, that is one of the last things I remember, I know there were 100 other reasons we lost this game.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2009, 11:11:48 PM »
the WORST fucking in-game coaching job in history.  

To Coach Gus:  4th quarter...you get 6-7 yards on first down with the game tied. The call? Let's heave the FUCKING ball long.  Brilliant, you stupid sumbitch. You want to go to Memphis?  Good riddance. Dumbass playcalling from the point we went up 14-0 until Georgia made Auburn the damn laughing stock of the SEC. Time after time Auburn fans are chanting...WHY?????  You stupid fuck!!!  You have a wide open offensive mind.  Great!!! How about managing a game for once.  FUCK!!!!

Anyone wondering how I could be so pissed. Our offense scored...get ready....wait for it...THREE.,..3...THREE fucking points after the 7:00 minute mark of the 1st quarter....AWFUL!!~!!!@.

Chris Todd...how bout NOT throwing the ball down the middle of the field with NOT ONE FUCKING receiver in the same area code...and the game on the line.....YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!!

Mario Fannin...has Trooper Tayor never mentioned that you're going to get hit whether you catch the ball or not?????  Huh??

Oh...and just a shout out to my BOYEEEEEEEE....Neiko Thorpe. When it's 3rd and 16 in the 4th quarter....you might want to try covering someone in a manner sort of...oh saaaaaayyyy...sort of like a college football player.  Not like a 9th grade RE-TARD!!!! You stupid fuck!!!!!

Bottom line...this game was Auburn's...plain and simple.  All they had to do (After having the game in their hands at 14-0 and the ball in UGA territory and the chance to make this a BLOWOUT) was make a few plays...a few calls...

I am NOT happy with this staff and the way they handled this team tonight. Here's the key.... this team lost this game.,..UGA did NOT win it.  AU lost it!!! Please show me where I'm wrong.    


Dont forget Ziemba's sorry ass, biggest play of the game and stupid fuck jumps offsides! I agree with your entire post. We could have lined up in the I-formation and ran the ball down their fucking throat without all that bullshit motion/wildcat formation. I am so fuckiing pissed that we got outcoached by Mark "hotseat" Rickt.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2009, 11:13:40 PM »
no arguments here.  First thing I thought was that Tuberville would have won this game.  He knew how to hamdle a lead....this team did not.

our offensive line was a big disappointment.  Couldn't pass protect....couldn't do anything for the running game.  Just sad.  

I'm pissed.  I'm tired.  I'm  other stuff too...wake me up on national signing day...that's the next thing that could put a smile on my face.

I mean, Obama is in office, the Yankees won the World Series, Alabama is going to win a Heisman trophy, probably the SEC title, and maybe a national title....so I'm going to sleep for a couple months.  Someone record The Office for me.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »
This game was the difference in a New Year's Day Bowl...Cotton Bowl...and Shreveport.  This staff (Malzahn/Chizik) handled this like they needed to get to the All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Hut buffet before 11:00 p.m.

Bad...Bad.... BAD

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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2009, 11:26:00 PM »
LOL. That's probably true.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2009, 11:28:06 PM »
Hey Coach Malzahn...until you learn to even sniff of understanding how to manage a game when it's tight....how about going back to high school until you get that simple concept of coaching down?  Mmmmmmkthx
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2009, 12:11:27 AM »
I think you all need to chill the fuck out. 

It wasn't that bad.  We lost.  The coaches had some stupid calls, and the players made some stupid decisions. 

But in the end, we just weren't able to win the game.  Simple as that.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2009, 07:10:58 AM »
I think you all need to chill the fuck out. 

It wasn't that bad.  We lost.  The coaches had some stupid calls, and the players made some stupid decisions. 

But in the end, we just weren't able to win the game.  Simple as that.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2009, 10:10:44 AM »
How is it that Georgia is so much more physical than Auburn? After the fourteen points you could see Auburn weaken. I have only this to add because this was the worst team Georgia has fielded in many years. The game was played like two groups chose up sides. Joe Cox is a Bulldog hero. Joe Cox! We made him look better than Stafford or Greene.   
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2009, 10:30:50 AM »
Since 1998, the last year before Tubs, we have lost to Ga 7 times. 4 of those losses have been by double digits. In that same time we have only beaten Ga twice by double digits. At one time we held a 53-48 advantage in the series. Now it is 53-52. No, I will pass on Tubs coaching this game and winning.

As Denny Green said "We let em off the hook!!!".  Yes, we have let Ga off the hook - in this game and in this series. We probably saved Richt's job and made a bad Ga team look good. I will be so glad when Todd graduates and we get Rollison rolling.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2009, 11:10:41 AM »
Yeah, it was a little crazy to watch.  Turns out, the 2:00 minute offense ALL the time can be a bad thing when you can't score on every drive.

Who knew.   :poke:


I drank two bottles of jager... I think I screamed that 50 times at the bar last night, and I'm fairly certain Chopper is hiding from me right now dodging my texts. lol

9 penalties for 60 yards.... over double that of the most penalized team in the SEC.  (aka UGA) 
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2009, 12:29:06 PM »
I can't figure out how the fuck y'all lost to UGA, especially with them not having AJ Green. BTW, Todd for Heisman for his precise throw.....to the OL.  :sad:
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2009, 02:01:16 PM »
I can't figure out how the phuk y'all lost to UGA, especially with them not having AJ Green. BTW, Todd for Heisman for his precise throw.....to the OL.  :sad:

Did you see how speechless Malzahn was when Todd came to the sideline.  He just looked at him like :blink:

I hope Malzahn, occasional questionable play calling aside, sticks around long enough to run our offense with a capable QB. 
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2009, 02:16:33 PM »
Did you see how speechless Malzahn was when Todd came to the sideline.  He just looked at him like :blink:

I hope Malzahn, occasional questionable play calling aside, sticks around long enough to run our offense with a capable QB. 
I didn't see that part. I did see your OL get fucking stuck by two UGA DL tho. I don't think I've ever seen a collision like that. Those were 3 big guys to be colliding like that.
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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2009, 05:37:06 PM »
I didn't see that part. I did see your OL get fucking stuck by two UGA DL tho. I don't think I've ever seen a collision like that. Those were 3 big guys to be colliding like that.
Even after the loss...I still found that to be funny.  I mean, Zeimba did catch the ball, eventhough he wasn't expecting the ball to be thrown to him.
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Re: I officially proclaim this...
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2009, 08:25:54 PM »
Even after the loss...I still found that to be funny.  I mean, Zeimba did catch the ball, eventhough he wasn't expecting the ball to be thrown to him.
Keep his ass in the same formation, and maybe he won't have as many false starts.
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