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Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with

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Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« on: October 28, 2009, 01:10:18 AM »
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 01:11:32 AM »
Mix it and you'll have confirmed that you are a gaping vagina.  Grand Canyon sized pussy.   :haha:
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2009, 01:33:15 AM »
4 ice cubes or with a splash of water. Sell the Crown if your going to mix it with Coke or Sprite.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2009, 01:35:19 AM »
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2009, 08:14:08 AM »
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?

Maybe then you would be seen as an inivator. 

Otherwise see post #2 & #3.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2009, 08:36:16 AM »
I was thinking about making Crown Floats with vanilla ice cream.  Does that sound alright?
Just don't forget the cute little umbrella.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2009, 09:06:32 AM »
Maybe you should stick with a Bacardi wine cooler.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2009, 09:39:34 AM »
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.

Yes....an ice cube and your mouth.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2009, 09:50:44 AM »
Yes....an ice cube and your mouth.

He didn't ask about new twists he could use at truck stops.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2009, 10:02:35 AM »
I can't believe you asked such a fucked up question.  For once in your life, listen to Jumbo on this.  You never mix good whiskey! 
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 12:28:21 PM »
Any suggestions other than coke or straight up?  I appreciate the help.  Harvey, getting advice from you on this subject would be like having Phil Ivey sit and show me a game I can play with cards.

I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 01:00:23 PM »
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle

HELL FUCK YES!!!

I am not sure if you are joking or not, but I would absolutely do that shit if I was buying. Hell if I would buy a cocky ass son of a bitch who came on here to gloat at anytime possible a nice bottle of bourbon...

I thought about that when you posted the last results. I support you 100% if you choose to ammend the rules...
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 01:04:01 PM »
Crown Reserve and Ginger Ale over ice.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 01:26:44 PM »
Crown and water. Plain and simple but damn you can't beat it.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 01:29:15 PM »
Crown and water. Plain and simple but damn you can't beat it.
Water? Fish shit in that stuff.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »
Crown Royal is all fluff and fancy packaging anyway.  It doesn't mix well with anything and tastes like fromunda cheese straight.  Knob Creek is all you need to know....and Maker's Mark....okay and maybe some 1792.  But that's all you need to know. Although that bottle of Jeffersons is pretty damn good too. But that right there is all you need to know.

(BTW, said rant on Crown Royal has nothing to do with the fact that I'm next to last in the contest)

And that's all you need to know.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2009, 01:44:03 PM »
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of Dickle

     Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2009, 01:56:32 PM »
    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.

That will teach you to hide.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2009, 01:57:33 PM »
I forgot to mention at the beginning of the season that if a Bammer wins the prize is automatically changed to a bottle of toolle

Why do you hate TN Whiskey?   

Nothing wrong with Superior No. 12 Brand in my book.  It's a decent drink.  Now make that a bottle of Club 400 and I could go along with the rule change.  It's so cheap and nasty it's probably the bammer drink of choice anyways.
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Re: Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2009, 02:00:05 PM »
Why do you hate TN Whiskey?   

Nothing wrong with Superior No. 12 Brand in my book.  It's a decent drink.  Now make that a bottle of Club 400 and I could go along with the rule change.  It's so cheap and nasty it's probably the bammer drink of choice anyways.

I always considered Four Roses the top of the mountain for most of the sidewalk alumni.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."